AAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!
Okay, so I know it's Wednesday. I know it is, but really ...this is the sort of shit that only happens on Mondays.
I woke up late this morning to discover I had somehow gotten a charlie horse in my left calf muscle. Awesome. I'm late, and hobbling around my apartment trying to get myself together. Then I discover I've officially lost too much weight to wear my favorite spring skirt, because it literally just fell off my hips. I got out to wait for the bus to find it's both cold and raining. My umbrella is at work. The bus finally comes and it did one of those fabulous "Sex and the City" splashes all over me. On the bus I realize I left my lunch on the kitchen counter, which means my apartment will smell like spoilt chili when I get home. I get to work to find an e-mail informing me that my date to my next wedding has bailed. I mailed the RSVP yesterday.
Does someone have a blanket I can crawl under?
I woke up late this morning to discover I had somehow gotten a charlie horse in my left calf muscle. Awesome. I'm late, and hobbling around my apartment trying to get myself together. Then I discover I've officially lost too much weight to wear my favorite spring skirt, because it literally just fell off my hips. I got out to wait for the bus to find it's both cold and raining. My umbrella is at work. The bus finally comes and it did one of those fabulous "Sex and the City" splashes all over me. On the bus I realize I left my lunch on the kitchen counter, which means my apartment will smell like spoilt chili when I get home. I get to work to find an e-mail informing me that my date to my next wedding has bailed. I mailed the RSVP yesterday.
Does someone have a blanket I can crawl under?