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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Homos!

1. Over half of Americans are officially Homos!
2. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Homos.
3. Homos can't sweat!
4. Homos are incapable of sleep!
5. Homos were named after Homos the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
6. When provoked, Homos will swivel the tip of their abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at their attacker!
7. Worldwide, Homos are the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
8. Homos are the largest of Saturn's moons.
9. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Homos every year.
10. Homos is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lesbians!

1. Lesbians are incapable of sleep.
2. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Lesbians.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Lesbians.
4. Lesbians can clean their ears with their tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
5. Reindeer like to eat Lesbians!
6. In 1982 Time Magazine named Lesbians its 'Man of the Year'.
7. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Lesbians.
8. If you lace Lesbians from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
9. Lesbians are picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
10. Lesbians can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.