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i could tell you how i never update this.
i could tell you all about how phenomenal by birthday was.
i could tell you how i ran into amy who followed us around like a puppy dog on my birthday.
i could tell you how i hooked up in the men's room of a seedy gay bar a block from my fave taco bell.
i can tell you that my favorite was when they rang the bell and everyone would scream gay bar.
it was even more my favorite that EVERYONE bought me drinks.
and even more how i love school friends that traveled far and wide to see me.
and EVEN more how this was my first 21st birthday.
that's right, i'm ONLY 20, SUCKAZ!!
this is aileen's away:
Excerpts from last night:
Blair: It's my birthday
Bartender Dan: How old are you?
Blair: 21
Dan: I need to see ID
Blair: *hands over her ID that says she's 20*
Dan: Your shots on me
Julie: I'm so confused where do I pee
Me: I'm 16
Mike Hunt: That makes you even hotter. Do you have a date to junior prom yet
Blair: Pat, let me tell you about how my sister cock blocked me
Brooke: There was no cock to block
Julie: I wanna be a neck up lesbian
Me: It's a special drink
Blair: It's water
Me: No it's vodka straight up. You jsut can't taste it
Blair: Nooooo... but i'll drink it anyway!
also, we all had special names for the night:
aileen - meghan (my best girl)
julie - Keesha (my sister's best girl/aileen in a few years)
brooke - colonel lingus (my sister)
mike - mike hunt (the sceevy brother at the bar who was 40 and trying to mack it to everyone)
lisa - loose lips lisa (the lesbian with me in the bathroom)
me - doctor peabody (the birthday dyke!)
AND I WASN"T EVEN HUNGOVER SO YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK!
i could tell you all about how phenomenal by birthday was.
i could tell you how i ran into amy who followed us around like a puppy dog on my birthday.
i could tell you how i hooked up in the men's room of a seedy gay bar a block from my fave taco bell.
i can tell you that my favorite was when they rang the bell and everyone would scream gay bar.
it was even more my favorite that EVERYONE bought me drinks.
and even more how i love school friends that traveled far and wide to see me.
and EVEN more how this was my first 21st birthday.
that's right, i'm ONLY 20, SUCKAZ!!
this is aileen's away:
Excerpts from last night:
Blair: It's my birthday
Bartender Dan: How old are you?
Blair: 21
Dan: I need to see ID
Blair: *hands over her ID that says she's 20*
Dan: Your shots on me
Julie: I'm so confused where do I pee
Me: I'm 16
Mike Hunt: That makes you even hotter. Do you have a date to junior prom yet
Blair: Pat, let me tell you about how my sister cock blocked me
Brooke: There was no cock to block
Julie: I wanna be a neck up lesbian
Me: It's a special drink
Blair: It's water
Me: No it's vodka straight up. You jsut can't taste it
Blair: Nooooo... but i'll drink it anyway!
also, we all had special names for the night:
aileen - meghan (my best girl)
julie - Keesha (my sister's best girl/aileen in a few years)
brooke - colonel lingus (my sister)
mike - mike hunt (the sceevy brother at the bar who was 40 and trying to mack it to everyone)
lisa - loose lips lisa (the lesbian with me in the bathroom)
me - doctor peabody (the birthday dyke!)
AND I WASN"T EVEN HUNGOVER SO YOU CAN ALL SUCK MY DICK!