Out of Rowling's Hands

[amberdulen]

Moved to Livejournal from the RFF because I think it would be fun.

In a discussion about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, DBIII said:

I want to see Book 6 as written by George R. R. Martin...Harry and Ron die in a grisly attack on the train in Chapter 2, and the rest of the story is Hermione learning how to use sex to dominate Snape.I

Comments

[rooks]

Book 6 by Ernest HemingwayIn Book 5, Dumbledore lied to Harry about Trelawney's prophecy. Dumbledore said that either Harry or Voldemort would die at the end of Book 7. Actually, they are both going to die

[netbyrd]

he sits on his broom. Staring into space. In the rain.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
You NAILED this!

[chicleeblair]

Classic.

Hah!

[subsidaryforge]

More Hemingway than Hemingway! Have you ever read the Satanic Nurses? (No great loss if you haven't, it's more filthy than funny most of the time, but marvelous Hemingway sketch)

Re: Hah!

[rooks]

I haven't! It sounds like it would be fun, though.

[elaran]

ROFLMAO! brilliant!