STOP THE PRESSES

[amberdulen]

Badger I MEAN CHUPACABRA hit by car in Minnesota: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/08/08/chupacabra-found-in-minnesota/

Texas woman bit by teenager I MEAN VAMPIRE: http://blastr.com/2011/08/500-year-old-vampire-conf.php