This is sort of a post for the sake of posting, since I have nothing specific to talk about and haven't for weeks. Sorry, guys.
Here, have a news article about arson with a delicious headline. I'm going with supervillain myself.
My parents got a Wii, which makes me wish I lived closer to them, because they both have hilarious bowling techniques.
Oh, and hey, they're moving the hands on the Doomsday Clock in an hour or so, so if you have a chance, you can watch it live. On YouTube, I think? If I was going to nuke the world, I'd attend in person and then detonate it just before they could make the change, for maximum drama. It would be a short-lived joy, probably, but you only get a chance like that once, so you'd better make it count.
I'm a little tired right now. You might be able to tell.