A Title's Worth a Thousand Stories
Every family has their stories with fantastic names like "The Time We Got Pulled Over in Delaware" and "The Time We Found the Hamster In the Dishwasher." In my family, my two favorite are "The Time Megan Almost Won a Pony" and "The Time They Buried the Dead Guy."
Runners-up:
The Time My Sister Locked Me In a Suitcase
The Time I Kicked My Sister in the Face (unrelated)
Every Time the Sheep Got Out
When That Lady Ate That Eraser Because She Thought It Was Candy
Runners-up: