Dear MS Word 98:
This may not have been clear in
my previous letters. I hate your automatic spelling/grammar check. If "miscegenation" is a word, how is "miscegenated" not a word? You don't have to know what a barghest is, you don't have to know how to say "whore" in French, I'll even give you a pass on "djinn", but for Heaven's sake! Speak English!
Resignedly,
Me