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LIFE IS SHIT
ok,i want you all to listen
IF you absolutely HAVE to talk about someone because whatever lesson you are in is so boring you think you might die, follow these simple steps to make sure no-one's life gets ruined:-
1) DO NOT TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING DOES NOT ACTUALLY CONCERN YOU.
2) if the lesson is so dire and your own lives so dull that you MUST talk about someone else's, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
3) if you have severe bronchitis and simply cannot talk but for some unexplainable reason have overcome your pain and dragged yourself to school but can only communicate through crude sign-language and writing, then FOR FUCK'S SAKE DESTROY THE NOTE AS SOON AS IT IS NO LONGER BEING PASSED!!!
4) if your bronchitis has taken all of your strength and you cannot set fire to, tear up, shred, feed to a goat, or in any other way destroy said note, DO NOT put it somewhere where it can be dropped on a locker room floor and then picked up by some emo-shagging semi-chavette (not describing any particular person, of course, becuase id hate for this to get back to anyone, which it undoubtably will)and consequently shown to all of said E.S.S.C's friends.
5) if you are going through a particularly dopey spell (which you must be, considering the amount of drugs you must be on to think it's a good idea to come into school with such terrible bronchitis)then try to notice when said note drops on locker room floor so you can pick it up very quickly and stuff it into your pocket, thinking (in a doped way) *fuzzle*o i should get rid of this as soon as possible*fuzzle*SAUSAGE!*fuzzle*
6) if the worst happens and you do not notice and the rambling procrastinations of step 4 actually happen, warn whoever may be mentioned in the note IMMEDIATELY AND WITHOUT MISSING ANYTHING OUT about what has just happened. She will most likely forgive you fairly readily (if not because of her extreme good nature then because she pities you for having to be on so much bronchitis medication.) this way, she can prepare her bunker and go into mental hiding, well braced for any comments or bad things that will without ANY doubt be about to rain down like vulture shit at the end of a dead and rotting animal convention in the middle of the african bush.
have i successfully made my point?
now then, to avoid any future confusion.
right now there is only one person i hate
liz and katie, it is neither of you, partly because i figure someone on that much medication must have enough to share and im not about to piss in the wind, if you get what i mean ;) :P but seriously, no fear lol.
if that peson asks me if its them i hate
i will simply laugh and walk away.
alanah- thankyou for being a good mate! lovey xxx
right
i think that's all i wanted to say
i hope you've all bothered to read this!!!
KaTe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXxxxxXxxXXXXXXxxxXXxxxXXXxxxxxXXXxXXXXxxxxxxxxx
(oh yea- when i called them simple steps.............. i lied.)
ok,i want you all to listen
IF you absolutely HAVE to talk about someone because whatever lesson you are in is so boring you think you might die, follow these simple steps to make sure no-one's life gets ruined:-
1) DO NOT TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING DOES NOT ACTUALLY CONCERN YOU.
2) if the lesson is so dire and your own lives so dull that you MUST talk about someone else's, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
3) if you have severe bronchitis and simply cannot talk but for some unexplainable reason have overcome your pain and dragged yourself to school but can only communicate through crude sign-language and writing, then FOR FUCK'S SAKE DESTROY THE NOTE AS SOON AS IT IS NO LONGER BEING PASSED!!!
4) if your bronchitis has taken all of your strength and you cannot set fire to, tear up, shred, feed to a goat, or in any other way destroy said note, DO NOT put it somewhere where it can be dropped on a locker room floor and then picked up by some emo-shagging semi-chavette (not describing any particular person, of course, becuase id hate for this to get back to anyone, which it undoubtably will)and consequently shown to all of said E.S.S.C's friends.
5) if you are going through a particularly dopey spell (which you must be, considering the amount of drugs you must be on to think it's a good idea to come into school with such terrible bronchitis)then try to notice when said note drops on locker room floor so you can pick it up very quickly and stuff it into your pocket, thinking (in a doped way) *fuzzle*o i should get rid of this as soon as possible*fuzzle*SAUSAGE!*fuzzle*
6) if the worst happens and you do not notice and the rambling procrastinations of step 4 actually happen, warn whoever may be mentioned in the note IMMEDIATELY AND WITHOUT MISSING ANYTHING OUT about what has just happened. She will most likely forgive you fairly readily (if not because of her extreme good nature then because she pities you for having to be on so much bronchitis medication.) this way, she can prepare her bunker and go into mental hiding, well braced for any comments or bad things that will without ANY doubt be about to rain down like vulture shit at the end of a dead and rotting animal convention in the middle of the african bush.
have i successfully made my point?
now then, to avoid any future confusion.
right now there is only one person i hate
liz and katie, it is neither of you, partly because i figure someone on that much medication must have enough to share and im not about to piss in the wind, if you get what i mean ;) :P but seriously, no fear lol.
if that peson asks me if its them i hate
i will simply laugh and walk away.
alanah- thankyou for being a good mate! lovey xxx
right
i think that's all i wanted to say
i hope you've all bothered to read this!!!
KaTe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXxxxxXxxXXXXXXxxxXXxxxXXXxxxxxXXXxXXXXxxxxxxxxx
(oh yea- when i called them simple steps.............. i lied.)