KILL THE PIGS
i hate my fucking cunt neighbours. yes, plural.
i had a few ppl over 2 my hovel- sorry, house- for a bbq.
stupid fucking cunt neighbour number 1 blew his stupid fucking cunt dog whistle (ok that sounds odd but shut the fuck up coz i dnt care) and then stood and smirked as our dogs went bezerk and we tried 2 get em inside.
then, as if to try and show off, he goes 'sit' to his dog.
she wandered off
silly motherfucking man.
so i said 'i only wish he could train his son as well as he trained his dog' to my ma...
which i found rather funny
then stupid fucking cunt neighbour number 2 called the fucking police
THERE WERE 5 OF US. EVERYONE HAD LEFT BY 9.30!
so a police man looked over into our garden
then wandered off
so really the nighbours were just left looking like twats
ironic, coz thats wat they are.
as you may be able to tell, im more than a little pissed off right now!
anyway, im off to sharpen my dagger.....
see you in hell, bastards
i had a few ppl over 2 my hovel- sorry, house- for a bbq.
stupid fucking cunt neighbour number 1 blew his stupid fucking cunt dog whistle (ok that sounds odd but shut the fuck up coz i dnt care) and then stood and smirked as our dogs went bezerk and we tried 2 get em inside.
then, as if to try and show off, he goes 'sit' to his dog.
she wandered off
silly motherfucking man.
so i said 'i only wish he could train his son as well as he trained his dog' to my ma...
which i found rather funny
then stupid fucking cunt neighbour number 2 called the fucking police
THERE WERE 5 OF US. EVERYONE HAD LEFT BY 9.30!
so a police man looked over into our garden
then wandered off
so really the nighbours were just left looking like twats
ironic, coz thats wat they are.
as you may be able to tell, im more than a little pissed off right now!
anyway, im off to sharpen my dagger.....
see you in hell, bastards