Hello

[ambarto]

I, Amrod, have a job.

I work for Galadriel number eight. I am her advisor, although I also occasionally do houseboyish duties BECAUSE I'M NICE and stuff so Curufin if you laugh at me I'll poke your eyes out. That goes for you too Celegorm.

Maglor made Amras and I follow him to Rivendell because some people died and I think Elrond and Elrond and

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[galadrielviii]

Of course.

My zipper is stuck. I require assistance.

[ambarto]

Such tricky things, zippers. Let me help you with that.

[galadrielviii]

MIND YOU DON'T SNAG THE FABRIC MOTHERFUCKER!

I apologise. My rage is beyond my control at times. When you finish with the zipper, would you be a dear and fetch my Pepcid AC? My stomach is churning.

[ambarto]

I will take utmost care to ensure no harm comes to your lovely clothing which is probably expensive designer stuff!!

Oh dear, have you asked a doctor about your stomach? Perhaps rage and green-ness cause ulcers or other nasty things PLEASE DON'T DIE OMG

[galadrielviii]

They are ridiculously expensive hand-crafted by hobbit-slave-labour garments. Pretty, no?

Yes, I do expect it is the beginning of an ulcer. I should probably do something about it but I've been so busy with tormenting Elronds, mocking Celeborns, making new friends and comforting the child.

[ambarto]

All your clothes are very very pretty indeed indeed indeed.

The best thing to do for ulcers is relax and not worry. And all sorts of other stuff I will cook you really healthy food! Here's your Pepcid AC. Your hair is nice. :)

[galadrielviii]

I was created without the Ability To Relax Gene, unfortunately.

Thank you. You may comb my hair. I find that as relaxing as anything, I suppose. ;) ;)

[ambarto]

I'll use a very very fine brush so it won't pull or anything and then maybe I'll give you a shoulder massage? I am very good at those. ;)

[galadrielviii]

I find your suggestion very....appealing.

*relaxes somewhat*

[ambarto]

I find you very appealing...

*brushes veryvery carefully*

[galadrielviii]

You know, as my trusted houseboy advisor, you ought to be wearing a nice uniform.

[ambarto]

O_O

It's reeeeally not me.

I can to the Gothic Rockstar look:

[galadrielviii]

SCARY SHIRTLESS, YES, OH YESSSS!

*cough*

You will henceforth always be either shirtless or pantsless, dear. Which would you like to be today?

[ambarto]

*coughs* Er! Well... Whichever you prefer.

[galadrielviii]

Pantsless. Now sit on my lap.

[ambarto]

Well.

Only for you.