JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT!
Damn, I'm so bad at writing in this thing. So yeah let's fill ya'll in on my last couple weeks. Last time I wrote in here I wrote 'bout carvin pumpkins. It was really fun. I made a spider, steve made a bat that said "boo", my dad made the devil, and my mom made well....a VERY ugly face. She's so bad at carving pumpkins its unbelievable. It's a real big competition at my house every year, and for as long as i can remember, my mom has made two triangles a circle and something that is supposed to resemble a mouth....wowzers. So we took a vote, and my dad won. Damn him..haha. I think the only person who voted for mine was steve, and me for him...haha. On Devil's night, I went out with the girls...me and brittany dressed up as hot ass flapper girls haha...ashley is what i will call the queen of darkness cuz she wore a black dress and it was super cute, amanda was a cat...we ended up at Lambda Chi as normal, cuz hey where else is there to party in marq? Anyways...we had fun. Steve's friend Josh was dressed up as zoro, and I think that I want to hook Ash and him up, cuz well, they'd be awesome together. Afterwards I went to Steve's and had a drama fest and I feel real bad about it, and don' twanna talk about it, cuz i was just being RIDICULOUS.
Moving on...
My Uncle Jack passed away this week. It's the second uncle i've had die within two weeks. This shits rough. I actually don't really want to talk about it....all I want to say is...That he is in a far better place now, and he along with my Uncle Willy, are in god's hands. Someday I will see them both again. Rest in peace Uncle Jack, all my love.
and to something a lot less depressing....this weekend:
This weekend Me, Amber Larson, Brittany, and Ashley went down to Ferris to visit Katie. It was a blast let me tell ya. Thursday we went to some dance joint called "river rock" and busted out to some tunes. It was pretty fun, nice to have a girls night. After we realized we drank about 6 bottles of water and were disgustingly sweaty, and FREAKED out by the fact that random people would try to dance with you...we left. It was gross, I swear if someone would've touched me i probably would have killed them...yuck. Afterwards we played a 'lil beer pong. My team kicked ass. Friday we went to 'Bob Evans' for breakfast/lunch...omg I've never been so hungry lol. Friday was rough, and food never tasted so good....my chicken n' shrimp were such a beautiful thing I could've raped my plate..no not really. Then we went to Grand Rapids and shopped, of course. SHOPPING IS A SPORT! haha Then we chilled at Katie's dorm for the night. It was a good time, besides that car i almost broad sided...hahahaha. Bohemian rhapsody become the song of the trip. Good times, good times. Saturday we chilled at the dorms, and then went to the hockey game. FSU got their asses royally kicked, but it was a good time. They do some sweet ass cheers. The mascot was a riot too. That night we played some madden, and just hung out with 99 apples..haha. It was nice to get away from all the stresses of my life right now and have a weekend with the girls. I missed my baby boy lots though. But it'll be nice for us to have a little time apart though...
Alright it's time for the good stuff, here's some things that believe it or not were said by one of us chicks on this trip: haha ( i just referred to us as chicks..wow)
-"When I have kids, they're not going anywhere, I mean they can go in the front yard...but they're not going to wal-mart or anything"-Amber L.
-"Don't get your clitter in a twitter"-Katie
-"Save a cowboy, ride a horse"
-Feed the ducks (if you don't know what that means, it's either because you do it ALL too often, or else you got a bean to flick...)
-Flickin' the bean (hahahahaha....)
-"Who's ginger....I didn't meat ginger"-Ash talking about the water bong named ginger..lol
-"Fuck that noise"-Amber L.'s response to the listening of our music all weekend.
-"let's go smoke a spliff"-Katie and Britt
-"U.P. girls do it better"
-"please fuck me i've been drinking vodka" a homemade sticker katie made..haha
-"Know what I wanted to say all weekend real bad, but it's gay..."fuckin right doggy"-Britt on the way home...lol
-"ohhh...look at the houses...it's like a little town" none other than ashley
-"I just creamed my jeans"-Amber L.'s response to seeing a beautiful house
-"were going a different way home?? Do we still have to go over the bridge though?"-hahahhahaa Ashley
And here's some things...I apparently have said over the weekend...wow...It amazes me that i am a brunette sometimes...
-"me and my beaver are poppin some weaver" while eatin' popcorn
-"go unleash the beast" hahaha yuck
-"jam out w/ your clam out"
-"wuss out w/ your puss out"
-"stink out w/ your pink out"
-"I feel like the color purple, cause nobody likes the color purple...unless they're gay"
-"I've got 4 beans to flick and my fingers aren't warmed up yet..." hahaha EWWWWWW
-"I just wanna kill a daddy deer"
-"katie....make that noise again" me staring in awe as I watch someone smoke out of a bong for the first time
-"katie...You smoke out of a vase???" lol
-"I have to pee.....my ass needs to meet john"
-"go smoke a fag" supporting brittany and katie's cause of developing lung cancer
and you know what...I never knew ANYTHING about marijuana until this weekend, I'll still NEVER do it, but damn they taught me a lot. here's what I learned:
-GB does not stand for "garlic bread," it stands for "gravity bong"
-Katie doesn't smoke out of a vase...ginger was in fact, a water bong....
-Marijuana has MANY names...here's the ones I now know...Spliff, reefer, mary jane, pot, and weed.
-also...they don't actually smoke the leaf....which to me is stupid because pot heads always walk around wearing a f'n pot leaf on their shirts...and they don't even smoke that, so what does it symbolize? i'm confused...
So this is a brief novel, but its making up for not writing for a while...have fun reading...hope you laughed....I'm gonna go pass out since the rest of my friends got to sleep the whole way home and i drove lol...it's all good i just should've slept last night....oh well...it was a good time....
p.s. Ash, Britt, Amber, and Katie...I love you girls like a fat boy loves cake...haha...LYLAS :)
Moving on...
My Uncle Jack passed away this week. It's the second uncle i've had die within two weeks. This shits rough. I actually don't really want to talk about it....all I want to say is...That he is in a far better place now, and he along with my Uncle Willy, are in god's hands. Someday I will see them both again. Rest in peace Uncle Jack, all my love.
and to something a lot less depressing....this weekend:
This weekend Me, Amber Larson, Brittany, and Ashley went down to Ferris to visit Katie. It was a blast let me tell ya. Thursday we went to some dance joint called "river rock" and busted out to some tunes. It was pretty fun, nice to have a girls night. After we realized we drank about 6 bottles of water and were disgustingly sweaty, and FREAKED out by the fact that random people would try to dance with you...we left. It was gross, I swear if someone would've touched me i probably would have killed them...yuck. Afterwards we played a 'lil beer pong. My team kicked ass. Friday we went to 'Bob Evans' for breakfast/lunch...omg I've never been so hungry lol. Friday was rough, and food never tasted so good....my chicken n' shrimp were such a beautiful thing I could've raped my plate..no not really. Then we went to Grand Rapids and shopped, of course. SHOPPING IS A SPORT! haha Then we chilled at Katie's dorm for the night. It was a good time, besides that car i almost broad sided...hahahaha. Bohemian rhapsody become the song of the trip. Good times, good times. Saturday we chilled at the dorms, and then went to the hockey game. FSU got their asses royally kicked, but it was a good time. They do some sweet ass cheers. The mascot was a riot too. That night we played some madden, and just hung out with 99 apples..haha. It was nice to get away from all the stresses of my life right now and have a weekend with the girls. I missed my baby boy lots though. But it'll be nice for us to have a little time apart though...
Alright it's time for the good stuff, here's some things that believe it or not were said by one of us chicks on this trip: haha ( i just referred to us as chicks..wow)
-"When I have kids, they're not going anywhere, I mean they can go in the front yard...but they're not going to wal-mart or anything"-Amber L.
-"Don't get your clitter in a twitter"-Katie
-"Save a cowboy, ride a horse"
-Feed the ducks (if you don't know what that means, it's either because you do it ALL too often, or else you got a bean to flick...)
-Flickin' the bean (hahahahaha....)
-"Who's ginger....I didn't meat ginger"-Ash talking about the water bong named ginger..lol
-"Fuck that noise"-Amber L.'s response to the listening of our music all weekend.
-"let's go smoke a spliff"-Katie and Britt
-"U.P. girls do it better"
-"please fuck me i've been drinking vodka" a homemade sticker katie made..haha
-"Know what I wanted to say all weekend real bad, but it's gay..."fuckin right doggy"-Britt on the way home...lol
-"ohhh...look at the houses...it's like a little town" none other than ashley
-"I just creamed my jeans"-Amber L.'s response to seeing a beautiful house
-"were going a different way home?? Do we still have to go over the bridge though?"-hahahhahaa Ashley
And here's some things...I apparently have said over the weekend...wow...It amazes me that i am a brunette sometimes...
-"me and my beaver are poppin some weaver" while eatin' popcorn
-"go unleash the beast" hahaha yuck
-"jam out w/ your clam out"
-"wuss out w/ your puss out"
-"stink out w/ your pink out"
-"I feel like the color purple, cause nobody likes the color purple...unless they're gay"
-"I've got 4 beans to flick and my fingers aren't warmed up yet..." hahaha EWWWWWW
-"I just wanna kill a daddy deer"
-"katie....make that noise again" me staring in awe as I watch someone smoke out of a bong for the first time
-"katie...You smoke out of a vase???" lol
-"I have to pee.....my ass needs to meet john"
-"go smoke a fag" supporting brittany and katie's cause of developing lung cancer
and you know what...I never knew ANYTHING about marijuana until this weekend, I'll still NEVER do it, but damn they taught me a lot. here's what I learned:
-GB does not stand for "garlic bread," it stands for "gravity bong"
-Katie doesn't smoke out of a vase...ginger was in fact, a water bong....
-Marijuana has MANY names...here's the ones I now know...Spliff, reefer, mary jane, pot, and weed.
-also...they don't actually smoke the leaf....which to me is stupid because pot heads always walk around wearing a f'n pot leaf on their shirts...and they don't even smoke that, so what does it symbolize? i'm confused...
So this is a brief novel, but its making up for not writing for a while...have fun reading...hope you laughed....I'm gonna go pass out since the rest of my friends got to sleep the whole way home and i drove lol...it's all good i just should've slept last night....oh well...it was a good time....
p.s. Ash, Britt, Amber, and Katie...I love you girls like a fat boy loves cake...haha...LYLAS :)