You know...

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I would try this "free 30-day paid account trial" that I keep seeing ads about, except

I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH MOTHERFUCKING ADS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I don't mean the litte side or top ads, either. I figured those would come sooner or later. But the pop-up ads? FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!