I stole the margarine

Nov 10, 2008 20:54


Frank Zappa fails to say what happened to the fur trader that menaced the baby seal. We heard about his encounter with Nanook, and his subsequent trudge across the Tundra. After a hearty breakfast at the Parish of St. Alphonso, we loose track of him. In the continuation of the story, the fur trapper asks if there was an eye doctor in town. He was told by the Parish lady that he needed to charter a boat and head out to the big island off the coast. The only physician in the region lived on the island. The lady assured him the man could assist him. She went so far as to tell him that the man had made everyone's glasses in town. He went to the island. The fur trapper, blinded by the Deadly Yellow Snow, thought he would see an eye doctor on that Alaskan island. Unfortunately, it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

another bad pun

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