May 16, 2011 06:34
The only thing they haven't done so far is a lumbar puncture.
What a nightmare, considering the degree of yuck that is my back. When I got back the MRI results 3 months ago, it was actually worse than I thought; moderate to severe arthritis from top to bottom. It was even bad in my neck, which only gives me any trouble once in a great while.
But I think that if this has to be done, I ought to do it the same way I attacked Bob the Boob invader.
I'll get a tattoo. Not a big one. Just one where they stick me. It'll say "Spinal Tap World Tour", and the date that they do it.
Ha. PLLLLBT!