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Jun 05, 2005 02:23

well i haven't had time to realyl use this thing.
but i have a few funny stories that need to be logged.
this past weekend was awesome, very very awesome. I played softball and went fishing, played badminton, asshole (AND THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE WEEKEND I WAS ONLY ASSHOLE ONCE, I WAS EVEN PRESIDENT AND VICE MANY OF TIMES...) football catch, and oh it was just awesome.
**i also saw the movie CRASH, i seriously, seriously, recommend it to EVERYONE. its one of the best movies i've ever seen. seriously.
I got to spend five days with Bryan, now really, thats just awesome in itself.

Now for the real funny story... its the weirdest experience i have been in so far...
(sorry if this grosses anyone out, it wasn't my intention, but the point is hilarious)
ok so i have this big "surgery" thing to go to, so i get there and they take me to this room and they are like ok we need to check your body pulse and blood pressure and whatev. and so they do, then they put me in this rooma nd they said to change into scrubs, so i do, full scrubs, the ucky apron and the hair wrap and the footie things, and then they are like ok we are gonna go to the surgery room now, and im like cool and i start walkin and they are like no... sit in this chair, so i do, and they said lay back, and it lays out, and then roll me across the center into the surgery room like i can't walk or something, then they are like, are you ok to get on this bed? and im like yeah... and so i do, then they cover me with tons of blankets, and then they make me lay my arms out on either side one to constantly monitor my blood pressure and the other my pulse, and i saw my heartbeat on a machine and heard the beat and everything like i was on ER or something, then they put this sensor thing on my thigh, and a tourniquet around my ankle to cut off my circulatoin and then they make my foot an ugly color and then they put all those sheets on top so only the part of my foot shows, and then they do the injection of numbness and things start rollin, and its over in like ... 3 minutes
and all of that shit just for a fuckin wart, and they wouldn't let me walk again, and they bandaged it up to my ankle,like an inch thick,so i had to get the ucky blue shoe to walk in and i was laughing the WHOLE time bc it was hilarious the measures they went through for this
PLUS they gave me a prescription for tylenol codeine if the pain got to me
is that weird or what?!
so the first chance i had i ditched the shoe, got it rewrapped so i could where my work shoes, and it hasn't bothered me at all....

yeah so i have two jobs now. i really like the Gustavo's one, i haven't realyl technically started the other one, but tomorow i will... i am learning spanish from the mexican chef's, everyone there is realyl awesome and warm hearted, its a great place to work at i think.

as you can see im in a really good mood. thats rare for the past couple of days so yeah. yay.
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