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[amazingkamikaze]

my life is a sham

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[zesty_muffins]

some fat guy gave me this cool pirate treasure toy for children where you chip away a block of sand and find glorious jewels and plastic sandcrabs. do you want to go to the beach someday?

even if it is a lie?

[callmesally]

pirates dont dig up treassure they bury it

[zesty_muffins]

well you gotta GET the treasure before you can bury it, homes!

[callmesally]

they arent dogs. they dont dig up treassure just to bury it again. they PLUNDER it as they rape the wenches and burn the villages.

[zesty_muffins]

hmm.. what if they burn a neighboring village to the ground, drag all the able-bodies to the site, and force the men to dig up the treasure while we rape their wives and daughters?

[callmesally]

what would they do with the children and old men? if they hollow out their skulls and use them as shovels im fine with it

[zesty_muffins]

we'll also tan their hides and use them to make souvenir drums. maybe take all their teeth and shove them into their bladders to make maracas.

[amazingkamikaze]

Someone's ASS is going to get plundered and turned into a musical instrument RIGHT NOW!

[zesty_muffins]

my ass falls under both the "percussion" and "wind" categories

badum-shhhhhhhh

[amazingkamikaze]

Am I to understand that your ass can be used to keep rhythm?

[zesty_muffins]

i would venture to say that my ass IS The rhythm