50th - Redux

[amazing_guy]

Boots in a pot? That's the last thing I expected to see. I guess it's not exactly a funny joke seeing where I've shown up.

What day is today anyways?

...that late?! I think I owe someone an apology.

Comments

[bluejuggernaut]

Well, boots are made of leather, and leather is tanned animal skin. Chicken skin is pretty tasty.

[amazing_guy]

It's treated leather. That's never eatable.

[bluejuggernaut]

But it is cookable.

1/2

[amazing_guy]

The only person I know who would cook boots is Natalia and-

[amazing_guy]

Well...

[bluejuggernaut]

Sounds like you've found your culprit, then. I'm glad not even the worst cooks I know would try to make a meal out of boots.

[amazing_guy]

Natalia's cooking isn't bad. Just...special.

[bluejuggernaut]

Special can be good or bad, depending.

[amazing_guy]

...no comment.

[bluejuggernaut]

A certain would-be culinary quester might be watching?

[amazing_guy]

There's no winning this whatsoever.

[bluejuggernaut]

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

[amazing_guy]

Thanks...

[bluejuggernaut]

My pleasure. I'm Judith.

[amazing_guy]

Guy Cecil, at your service.

Don't you know better than to say things like that, Guy 8(

[bluejuggernaut]

What a gallant gentleman you are, Guy. I'll be sure to remember that if I'm ever in distress.