grey's anatomy: "do you really want to die a liar?" "i'm not - i'm not dying."
Now that George and Izzie are getting a few more scenes together on Grey's, it made me realise how much I missed them being friends. Hence, a picspam!
1.01 A Hard Day's Night;
GEORGE: This shift is a marathon, not a sprint. Eat.
IZZIE: I can't.
GEORGE: You should eat something.
IZZIE: You try eating after performing seventeen rectal exams. The Nazi hates me.
GEORGE: The Nazi’s a resident. I have attendings hating me.
GEORGE: 007. They’re calling me 007, aren’t they?
IZZIE AND MEREDITH: No one’s calling you 007.
GEORGE: I was on the elevator and Murphy whispered 007.
1.02 The First Cut Is The Deepest;
IZZIE: Why do you put up posters for roommates if you don’t want roommates?
MEREDITH: I do want roommates. We're together 100 hours a week; you want to live together too?
(Cristina walks up to them)
CRISTINA: (to Meredith) Oh I see you bring bribes now, huh?
GEORGE: My mom irons my scrubs. I have to get out of there.
MEREDITH: (to Cristina) It’s not a bribe. (to George) I don’t think it’s a good idea.
GEORGE: Look I can put down last, first and deposits-
CRISTINA: It’s totally a bribe.
IZZIE: I can cook. And I’m an obsessive cleaner.
MEREDITH: Okay, fine. George and Izzie you can move into the house.
GEORGE: Yes! Yes!
IZZIE: I can’t believe she caved!
GEORGE: Thank you.
1.03 Winning A Battle, Losing The War;
IZZIE: I have more clothes. I should have the bigger room.
GEORGE: I got here first.
IZZIE: It's Meredith's house, she should decide.
GEORGE: My room is like, two inches bigger than yours!
IZZIE: You have a bigger closet!
GEORGE: So? Why is everything always a competition?
IZZIE: At least Burke is doing the surgery. I don't care about Alex. George, you did good!
GEORGE: I'm going to have to dodge Burke for the rest of my career. He could kill me and make it look like an accident.
1.04 No Man's Land;
GEORGE: You don't understand. Me, gonads. You, ovaries.
IZZIE: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
GEORGE: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear when I'm naked in the shower.
IZZIE: Can you add it to you list, please?
GEORGE: What?!
IZZIE: Tampons.
MEREDITH: To the list, it's your turn.
GEORGE: I am a man! I don't buy girl products! I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower, and I don't want to see you in your underwear!
IZZIE: Where are they?
GEORGE: He's resecting the prostate. Coming up on the distal nerve.
IZZIE: You said, "I am not your sister." Do you feel like I was emasculating you?
GEORGE: No. No. I'm too masculine to be emasculated.
IZZIE: I'm sorry.
GEORGE: Guess you put Dr. Model to rest.
IZZIE: Guess I did.
1.05 Shake Your Groove Thing;
IZZIE: You don’t think Meredith’s really going to mind about the party, right?
GEORGE: I want you to make it very clear to her that I had nothing to do with this party. Nothing.
(Izzie picks up a beer bottle and takes a sip.)
GEORGE: Do you even know whose that was?
IZZIE: I was hoping it was yours.
GEORGE: No.
1.06 If Tomorrow Never Comes;
GEORGE: She's gonna be late.
IZZIE: Maybe not.
GEORGE: We should wait for her.
IZZIE: Definitely not. I'm not her mother, and you're not her boyfriend. Not yet, anyway.
GEORGE: Stop, okay? I told you I'm not interested.
IZZIE: Life is short, George. Do you really want to die before you ever ask her out?
GEORGE: I do not want to ask her out.
IZZIE: Do you really want to die a liar?
GEORGE: I'm not - I'm not dying.
GEORGE: I know you think I like Meredith but I don't like Meredith.
IZZIE: What?
GEORGE: No. I like Meredith. Obviously, I like Meredith. I just - I don't have a thing for her.
IZZIE: Okay.
GEORGE: It's just this morning...I know you were probably just teasing, but I don't want you to say anything like that to her. Because you know, we live together, and that'd be awkward.
IZZIE: George, stop talking.
GEORGE: Okay, then.
1.07 The Self-Destruct Button;
GEORGE: You get any sleep?
IZZIE: Oh, she could oil the bedsprings as a courtesy. Or at least buy a padded headboard.
GEORGE: So, who's the guy?
IZZIE: You think it was just one guy doing all that work?
GEORGE: Yeah, do you mind if I don't think about that?
IZZIE: Oh, jealous?
GEORGE: I'm not jealous.
IZZIE: Well, I am.
GEORGE: She knows.
IZZIE: What, about doctorcest?
CRISTINA: It's been going on for, like, ever.
IZZIE: Seriously?
GEORGE: And you didn't tell us?
CRISTINA: Oh, you're a gossip, huh?
GEORGE: I am not!
IZZIE: I am.
1.08 Save Me;
IZZIE: Eight hours, sixteen ounces of chocolate, and thirty-two cupcakes, and they still don't taste right.
GEORGE: No, these are good. Martha Stewart would be proud.
IZZIE: Yeah, look where it got her.
IZZIE: Don't be so hard on yourself, George. Everybody makes mistakes.
GEORGE: You know, I'm good at a lot of things.
CRISTINA: You know what, I'm gonna tell you something. Hey, George. You need to get laid. See that nurse over there? She's single. She's got red hair. Go ask her out.
GEORGE: In case you forgot, I intubated an esophagus.
1.09 Who's Zoomin' Who?;
IZZIE: George. You locked the door. I need to take a shower.
GEORGE: Uh...uh...I'll be out in a minute.
IZZIE: What are you doing in there?
GEORGE: It's private.
IZZIE: Oh. Oh, God. I'm sorry. I get it. I didn't mean to interrupt.
GEORGE: No, it's not that!
IZZIE: It's okay. Take your time.
GEORGE: I am not doing what you think I'm doing.
IZZIE: You know what, there's really no need to explain. I'll wait. You just...finish.
GEORGE: No! I'm - I'm coming. I'm coming out!
IZZIE: What are we doing here?
GEORGE: Breaking George's sprit.
MEREDITH: Curing George's syph.
GEORGE: I don't like needles.
MEREDITH: Good thing you became a doctor. Other side.
CRISTINA: Izzie?
IZZIE: Yeah?
CRISTINA: Uh, Mr. Franklin's procedure's been schedule for after lunch. Oh, what are we doing?
IZZIE: We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity.
CRISTINA: Oh, cute butt.
MEREDITH: Told you.
IZZIE: It is cute. Like a baby's.
GEORGE: You know, I have spent hours, days, years imagining myself half naked in a room with three women. The reality is so much better.
I hope people enjoyed it! Comments are always appreciated ♥.
1.01 A Hard Day's Night;
GEORGE: This shift is a marathon, not a sprint. Eat.
IZZIE: I can't.
GEORGE: You should eat something.
IZZIE: You try eating after performing seventeen rectal exams. The Nazi hates me.
GEORGE: The Nazi’s a resident. I have attendings hating me.
GEORGE: 007. They’re calling me 007, aren’t they?
IZZIE AND MEREDITH: No one’s calling you 007.
GEORGE: I was on the elevator and Murphy whispered 007.
1.02 The First Cut Is The Deepest;
IZZIE: Why do you put up posters for roommates if you don’t want roommates?
MEREDITH: I do want roommates. We're together 100 hours a week; you want to live together too?
(Cristina walks up to them)
CRISTINA: (to Meredith) Oh I see you bring bribes now, huh?
GEORGE: My mom irons my scrubs. I have to get out of there.
MEREDITH: (to Cristina) It’s not a bribe. (to George) I don’t think it’s a good idea.
GEORGE: Look I can put down last, first and deposits-
CRISTINA: It’s totally a bribe.
IZZIE: I can cook. And I’m an obsessive cleaner.
MEREDITH: Okay, fine. George and Izzie you can move into the house.
GEORGE: Yes! Yes!
IZZIE: I can’t believe she caved!
GEORGE: Thank you.
1.03 Winning A Battle, Losing The War;
IZZIE: I have more clothes. I should have the bigger room.
GEORGE: I got here first.
IZZIE: It's Meredith's house, she should decide.
GEORGE: My room is like, two inches bigger than yours!
IZZIE: You have a bigger closet!
GEORGE: So? Why is everything always a competition?
IZZIE: At least Burke is doing the surgery. I don't care about Alex. George, you did good!
GEORGE: I'm going to have to dodge Burke for the rest of my career. He could kill me and make it look like an accident.
1.04 No Man's Land;
GEORGE: You don't understand. Me, gonads. You, ovaries.
IZZIE: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
GEORGE: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear when I'm naked in the shower.
IZZIE: Can you add it to you list, please?
GEORGE: What?!
IZZIE: Tampons.
MEREDITH: To the list, it's your turn.
GEORGE: I am a man! I don't buy girl products! I don't want you walking in while I'm in the shower, and I don't want to see you in your underwear!
IZZIE: Where are they?
GEORGE: He's resecting the prostate. Coming up on the distal nerve.
IZZIE: You said, "I am not your sister." Do you feel like I was emasculating you?
GEORGE: No. No. I'm too masculine to be emasculated.
IZZIE: I'm sorry.
GEORGE: Guess you put Dr. Model to rest.
IZZIE: Guess I did.
1.05 Shake Your Groove Thing;
IZZIE: You don’t think Meredith’s really going to mind about the party, right?
GEORGE: I want you to make it very clear to her that I had nothing to do with this party. Nothing.
(Izzie picks up a beer bottle and takes a sip.)
GEORGE: Do you even know whose that was?
IZZIE: I was hoping it was yours.
GEORGE: No.
1.06 If Tomorrow Never Comes;
GEORGE: She's gonna be late.
IZZIE: Maybe not.
GEORGE: We should wait for her.
IZZIE: Definitely not. I'm not her mother, and you're not her boyfriend. Not yet, anyway.
GEORGE: Stop, okay? I told you I'm not interested.
IZZIE: Life is short, George. Do you really want to die before you ever ask her out?
GEORGE: I do not want to ask her out.
IZZIE: Do you really want to die a liar?
GEORGE: I'm not - I'm not dying.
GEORGE: I know you think I like Meredith but I don't like Meredith.
IZZIE: What?
GEORGE: No. I like Meredith. Obviously, I like Meredith. I just - I don't have a thing for her.
IZZIE: Okay.
GEORGE: It's just this morning...I know you were probably just teasing, but I don't want you to say anything like that to her. Because you know, we live together, and that'd be awkward.
IZZIE: George, stop talking.
GEORGE: Okay, then.
1.07 The Self-Destruct Button;
GEORGE: You get any sleep?
IZZIE: Oh, she could oil the bedsprings as a courtesy. Or at least buy a padded headboard.
GEORGE: So, who's the guy?
IZZIE: You think it was just one guy doing all that work?
GEORGE: Yeah, do you mind if I don't think about that?
IZZIE: Oh, jealous?
GEORGE: I'm not jealous.
IZZIE: Well, I am.
GEORGE: She knows.
IZZIE: What, about doctorcest?
CRISTINA: It's been going on for, like, ever.
IZZIE: Seriously?
GEORGE: And you didn't tell us?
CRISTINA: Oh, you're a gossip, huh?
GEORGE: I am not!
IZZIE: I am.
1.08 Save Me;
IZZIE: Eight hours, sixteen ounces of chocolate, and thirty-two cupcakes, and they still don't taste right.
GEORGE: No, these are good. Martha Stewart would be proud.
IZZIE: Yeah, look where it got her.
IZZIE: Don't be so hard on yourself, George. Everybody makes mistakes.
GEORGE: You know, I'm good at a lot of things.
CRISTINA: You know what, I'm gonna tell you something. Hey, George. You need to get laid. See that nurse over there? She's single. She's got red hair. Go ask her out.
GEORGE: In case you forgot, I intubated an esophagus.
1.09 Who's Zoomin' Who?;
IZZIE: George. You locked the door. I need to take a shower.
GEORGE: Uh...uh...I'll be out in a minute.
IZZIE: What are you doing in there?
GEORGE: It's private.
IZZIE: Oh. Oh, God. I'm sorry. I get it. I didn't mean to interrupt.
GEORGE: No, it's not that!
IZZIE: It's okay. Take your time.
GEORGE: I am not doing what you think I'm doing.
IZZIE: You know what, there's really no need to explain. I'll wait. You just...finish.
GEORGE: No! I'm - I'm coming. I'm coming out!
IZZIE: What are we doing here?
GEORGE: Breaking George's sprit.
MEREDITH: Curing George's syph.
GEORGE: I don't like needles.
MEREDITH: Good thing you became a doctor. Other side.
CRISTINA: Izzie?
IZZIE: Yeah?
CRISTINA: Uh, Mr. Franklin's procedure's been schedule for after lunch. Oh, what are we doing?
IZZIE: We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity.
CRISTINA: Oh, cute butt.
MEREDITH: Told you.
IZZIE: It is cute. Like a baby's.
GEORGE: You know, I have spent hours, days, years imagining myself half naked in a room with three women. The reality is so much better.
I hope people enjoyed it! Comments are always appreciated ♥.