*dies*

May 13, 2008 23:41

*grumbles incoherently for several minutes until Duo pokes his head out, takes pity on the readers, and translates*

Amaya says she's very sorry not to have posted earlier, but she was busy cleaning her room--she cleaned her room!?  Shit, that hasn't been cleaned since she moved into the house. . . what, eight years ago?  Or something like that.  Wow, I'm impressed.  Right, back on topic.  Sorry.

Anyway, she says she's very sorry not to have said anything, but she had four years of crap to move into her room and around the years of crap she's already accumulated.  And trust me, people, that was a lot or crap.  Believe me when I say all her time and energy has been put into the cleaning and unloading of said crap.  *Duo whistles*  But she is nearly done!  Another hour or two and she'll be complete!  Well, after she buys more shit.  *Shakes his head*  Like she doesn't have enough already.  But, since it's all to put her crap into or onto. . . I guess it has its purpose.

Amaya also says she's sorry for not posting more, but she did post to ff.net!  *Glances at Amaya*  WTF?  You posted there but not here?  Are you mental?  Oh. . . so it was stuff these people have already seen?  Chapter seven of FotBB?  Damn, if only they'd visit your homepage!  Ha!  Suckers!  But you haven't written anything new, right?  I didn't think so, but I had to check.  I mean, what if you had and forgot to post it or something?  Yeah, yeah, I know, you don't forget to post anything.  *snorts and laughs*  At least, she says she never forgets.  That'll be the day.  Amaya not forgetting!  Haha!

Oh come on, woman, I get glared at by Hiiro Yui and you think that pansy ass thing is going to bother me?  Why did I bother to translate your shitty grumbles for, anyway?  Oh, right. . . I feel sorry for everyone else.  And Quatre gave me the puppy eyes.  Cursed puppy eyes.  She's almost done, I think.  Just says that she's off to find food--how can she still be hungry?  How much work can cleaning possibly be, anyway?  And then she wants to sleep.

Personally, I think she's just a lazy ass, but that's me.  Who needs sleep, anyway?  Sleep is for wimps!

As far as I can tell, she just grumbled out a good night to everyone. . . so, I guess that's it.  Night!

Oh, and just so you know, I'm never doing this again--Quatre puppy eyes or no!  Amaya is just damn annoying like this.  Sorry folks, you're on your own next time.  Ow!  And she hit me on top of it!  *pouts*  See if I help your ass out again!
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