Constantly Obsessing vs. Not Obsessing Enough
So, today the old lady two houses down snuck out of her house and spray painted Fuck Bag on the neighbor's garage door.
Next what happens is this. Spastic old lady runs back to her house, and neighbors call the cops. The cops get there and crazy lady refuses to open door. Since the cops don't have a warrent for her they cannot kick the door in.
Which is a shame, really.
So, the lady stands at her front door screaming shit outside to the people gathered out there, while the cops bang on the locked screen door. She runs back and forth through her house turning lights on and off and slamming the front door in the cops face (with the locked screen door between them) and jumping on couches.
Crazy lady also opens her front window and begins yelling shit to the cops and the neighbors. Mainly to the cops. So the cops are flashing their flashlights in the windows, in her face and she's freaking the fuck out.
Finally, because there's nothing else they can do, really, the cops write her a citation. He pries the screen door open enough to shove the paper in while she yells at him to get the fuck away from her door.
Cops leave, she comes outside and begins screaming again. Cops roll up the street slowly with lights off and very nearly catch the bitch. There is much slamming and screaming that follows.
How long does this last? Well, from 8:30-10:45 pm.
Cost of admission? Absolutely nothing.
Whose amused? That'd be me and half the street.