Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I bought porn for
lions_courage (10 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
colorist_soul (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed
dragoon_sten's flat tire (15 points). In May I donated bone marrow to
contingoangelus in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for
griff_highwind (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4685 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Amator13