In which Nanami violently jabs a snowman in the face with a carrot, Kidd donates pocket lint, and the Cookbook of Doom™ is returned to Nanami.
Nanami: *cheerfully spending her holiday time outisde, building a snowman, despite Riou and Jowy being absent again ;-;* Lala~!
Kidd: *steps boldly outside, only to realize that wearing shorts in the winter is NOT a good idea* -_-
Nanami: *as she's building her snowman, she notices Kidd's presence from afar. She waves briefly to him, and goes back to shaping the head of the snowman*
Kidd: *grumbles and trudges through the snow over to Nanami's snowman* ...You know, that's going to melt sooner or later. ¬¬
Nanami: That's why I mu--*turns and shoots him a glare* Thank you Detective Obvious! ¬¬ That's what snow does!!
Kidd: Well, I had to make sure you knew. One can't always tell. *returns the glare with a condescending stare*
Nanami: Hmph! *huffs and turns her attention to constructing the snowman again* Well, in that case, thank you for your concern! *violently sticks a carrot at the center of the head, to make the snowman's nose obviously* ... I think it's almost done. ^^ I need something for the eyes though...
Kidd: *digs through his pockets and produces a handful of pocket lint* ...Would this work? :\
Nanami: *examines it, then looks at him* ... Why do you keep this in your pockets? >>;
Kidd: Wha--I don't keep it there!! Pocket lint just accumulates!! ><
Nanami: I.. I know but you're supposed to take it out, I think... ^^;; Well, anyway! I think it will work!! *takes the pocket lint off his hands and carefully places them as the snowman's eyes* Ta-daaaah!!! I.. think it looks okay. Doesn't it!? What do you think??
Kidd: ....*scans it over for a moment, impressed, then snickers* It looks almost as ugly as you.
Nanami: ^^ ... What? WHAT!?!? XO *clenches her fist at him*
Kidd: I wouldn't worry about the snowman besting you though, since you've clearly got the upperhand. *smirk*
Nanami: Wh-what!? What does that even mean!?!? ><
Kidd: *scratches his head* It means you're uglier, duh.
Nanami: ... *twitchtwitch* I HATE YOU!!!!!!! XO *throws snowballs at him* Why must you ruin my fun day everytime you approach me!?!? Grrr!!! *keeps throwing violently*
Kidd: Ack--!! >< *takes out the cookbook from behind him and holds it up to protect his face*
Nanami: *keeps throwing!* You stupid, stupid, stupid.. stupid... *slows down as she notices the familiar-looking book* stupid... stu... wh-what's that!?!? *points at it*
Kidd: *peeks over the side as the snowball bombardment subsides* Wh--Oh! ...If you had given me a chance to finish, I was going to return this to you. ¬¬;
Nanami: Did you have it all along? Why did you have it!? DID YOU STEAL IT FROM ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!?!? D:<
Kidd: *pelts her in the face with a snowball* Sheesh! Calm DOWN!! ....You asked someone to find it, remember? And I'm a detective, so..*squirms, reluctant to return the cookbook*
Nanami: *groans as the snowball falls off her face* I know, but... someone must've took it!! ¬¬ Well.. um... thank you... >=\ *trying very hard not to show how extremely happy she is that her cookbook was found* ...uh... *extends her hand, expecting him to hand it to her*
Kidd: You left it in the library on the shelves. -_- *conveniently forgets to mention that he spent an afternoon searching for it and hands the book over*
Nanami: ¬///¬ Let's not point fingers now, what's important is that it's found!! *quickly swipes the book off his hand... and hugs it* Now I can cook again! <3
Kidd: ...*realization* o___o Wait--you might want to wait on the cooking part, okay?! I mean, that is...cooking so soon after the holidays is bad for your liver!
Nanami: What? Who told you that!? Are you sure?!
Kidd: Uh...ask Tuta! He'd know. >_> Besides, why waste your time cooking when you can make ugly snowmen?
Nanami: Cooking is not a waste of time and MY SNOWMEN ARE NOT UGLY!!! D= I haven't even finished it yet, okay??
Kidd: I guess I'll give you some credit. It looks a lot better with eyes now. *tips his hat*
Nanami: *nods* Thank you!! ^^ And you shouldn't wear shorts in the snow. Just a suggestion~ *putting her scarf around the snowman's "neck"*
Kidd: *twitch* ¬///¬ Wh-WHAT?! I can wear shorts WHEREVER I LIKE! At least they're not ugly--!!
Nanami: I didn't say they were ugly!!! They look kind of neat, actually. >>; Except for the massive pocket lint it's collecting. But really, you'll get a cold like this! Not that I care of course!! XP *immature*
Kidd: ...My shorts look neat? *blinks stupidly*
Nanami: Well, I've seen worse, but.. but that's not the point, okay!? Go back inside before you spread a cold on everyone else and ruin Christmas forever!! XO
Kidd: *begins to argue, but remembers he was just sick a few weeks ago* >_> Yeah, I guess you're right. Well...happy cooking...whatever. ¬¬
Nanami: Thank you again. ^^ I'll bring you lunch if I ever stop hating you! *waves and turns back to her snowman*
Kidd: Yeah, we'll I'd eat your lunch if I ever stopped hating you. *sticks his tongue out and jams his hands in his pockets, sauntering away*
darmani spirit: ((Don't ever eat it, fool! >> ))
LAC768: (He's an idiot. XD Besides, he figures he'll always hate her, so he's safe. ¬¬)
darmani spirit: ((Heheh, that's true. X3)