First Entry
After much discussion and deliberation, mother and father decided that I would not only be with the most popular people having one of these contraptions, but that I would have one of the best as usual. I didn't want to say anything until I figured out this stupid thing the most opportune moment, which is now.
The great thing about these is that although they are filthy muggle inventions, they can be altered with magic. Everyone can have access to one, but mine is definitely the best. I even have a spell on it that doesn't let anyone apart from me touch it without consequence, so you pathetic Weasleys and anyone else getting ideas can stop this instant. Or not. Really, I'd like to see the spell work its magic, so it doesn't matter either way.
The great thing about these is that although they are filthy muggle inventions, they can be altered with magic. Everyone can have access to one, but mine is definitely the best. I even have a spell on it that doesn't let anyone apart from me touch it without consequence, so you pathetic Weasleys and anyone else getting ideas can stop this instant. Or not. Really, I'd like to see the spell work its magic, so it doesn't matter either way.