Ok, not really. I promise I will study. It's just that I was reading through my old entries and goddamn, I'm actually kind of funny!
I never thought of myself as funny, but people tell me I am, and I ask them "what part of what I just said was funny???", in an offended tone. And then they tell me they were just kidding.
Anyways, that aside, tomorrow is the final review so today we had to put all our shit up. And my life is not very interesting but at least the work coming from my program (kind of) is! Lots of grade A quality shit here!
But first of all:
^Right click to view full size.
A shitty screenshot of my clock. SOMEHOW I was the only one who DID NOT GET THE MEMO that our clocks had to be of legit companies (read: Nike, Adidas, IBM, etc. etc.) Obviously, I ended up designing a Bordeaux clock, and while it was dope, I kind of am upset that NO ONE BOTHERED TO TOLD ME I COULDN'T DO IT. Really?? You tell Luis that he can't design a Real Madrid clock, AND YOU LET ME DESIGN A BORDEAUX CLOCK? What is wrong with you Steve??
Maybe I'm just not on the ball enough. And I'm really shitty in Solidworks so my clock ended up super basic and the rendering ended up looking like shit but whatever. I'm happy with it. Until I saw other people's clocks and just felt like puking. Ugh.
^My wall of shame
Seriously, my work is....
You'll see.
Jon Cairns, photography nerd.
Love the Nikon promotional clock.
I think that is his best work, and maybe the aviation poster too.
I SOMEHOW also did not get the memo that the poster needs to have at least 4 planes/sketches.
Both my posters (I'm suuuuch a good student I made two...wrong ones) only had one each...
Her aviation poster was so fly
Like, watercolours and all.
Review room where I set up my shit.
Nate & Adam's
TBH I was shocked Adam did Nokia, very likely under Phil's influence.
He makes Nokia very youthful....not a bad thing.
BUT DUDE CHECK OUT HIS SUSHI BOAT CUTTER.
Sick.
Too bad it only worked once.
And Nate, stop getting stoned all the time
and spend more time working your fantastic/genius ideas.
Jamie. Good god can he render (this shit is hand rendered in markers),
and his strawberry into a rose cutter actually FUCKING works.
IT CUTS A STRAWBERRY
INTO A ROSE.
(see picture)
K we get it Jamie
you are amazing.
Phil, you're just slick.
You slick slick tiny asian man.
Honestly, you can just see this ad in subways and people would WANT this promotional clock.
Züny!
Heather's eco clock. Love what she did with the shape.
IMO her best work.
I think this is one of my favourite clock out of everybody's, mine included
(HA.)
White Nick, I love you so much I even texted you that.
Puma. Very legit.
Looking sick, TP's clock.
Tyler Pratt you goddamn keener.
Everything done, at least 2 days before the deadline
(when most of the class finishes like, 30 mins before it's due....)
Damn Steve, just damn.