Jun 15, 2020 19:36
YAYZ! It's official, you cannot legally discriminate against someone in the workplace on the basis of sexual orientation! We're very happy in Ammy-chan's little corner of the world, although the Choir are more confused than anything.
Genesis: "I need you to explain again. You mean some people dislike other people...based on what gender they want to fuck?"
For the 18th time, Gen, yes, basically.
Genesis: *rubs his temples* "And...why?"
There isn't a good reason. Not one I've ever been able to find, at least.
Genesis: "Between this and those sexually-transmitted whatevers you showed me nightmare-fuel pictures of, I'm newly glad to be an inhabitant of Gaia and not your world, Pervert Twin."
In case you guys haven't heard me say so before, apparently my Choir's version of Gaia, at least, doesn't have homophobia, because such a large chunk of the population is gay. (This is why you never find in my stories any homophobia or worrying about homophobia; the Choir inspire the fics.) And of course in an institution like SOLDIER, straight men are actually the minority.
Zack: *laughs* "Those few are lucky, though, since there aren't many of them to share the SOLDIER girl-groupies who hang around and screech at us."
Genesis: *mutters* "Unnatural if you ask me. If Gaia had intended men and women to copulate, She would've given them both penises."
Zack: "Uh, we kinda need straight people to, you know, do most of the reproducing."
Unless you want to leave it all to science and test tubes.
Sephiroth: *frowns at that*
Gen, I think you just look down on straights because they make you think of your own parents.
Genesis: "Hmph. Back to writing, PT."
I told you, Gen, later, I have work to do now.
Genesis: "I have a Puppy who needs doing. Vampire smut-fic plz."
I started the new chapter, it's basically plotted, I promise I'll get to it soon. Gen, where are you going? Uh, Gen, if the noises that just started are any indication, Angeal and Zack, uh, don't want to be disturbed.
Genesis: "Yeah, yeah, just going to the keyhole."
Sephy-Pants: "..."
Genesis: "Typical Seph."
Love never fails...unlike spying on your best friend and his bit of hot stuff. Everyone, please cross your fingers that Genesis is not discovered and trounced for his misdeeds. Hope you're all having a good day out there.