Hmm, well,
dorksidefiker is already my personal henchmonkey, but
askerian having a heart of gold? Also, I'm pretty sure she is female. Considering how little I know about
greenygal personally, that fits.
cereta apparently has brass ones. And
girl_starfish? I don't blame you for doing your job. :P I do not think
wachey drinks grog, but comical sure fits her. :) And considering the lack of ficcage on
lisaroquin's part, at least her muses are currently deceased.
Huh. Apparently I should quit trying to find a job in social work, and become a pirate. It looks profitable (though that's probably due to my crew).
Anyone want to join up? Anyone? Bueller?