Meme: Slashy Character Questions
Pick 12 random slashable characters in any order:
1. Dick Grayson
2. Tim Drake
3. Kon-El
4. Roy Harper
5. Bart Allen
6. Jason Todd
7. Connor Hawke
8. Kyle Rayner
9. Guy Gardner
10. Ted Kord
11. Booster Gold
12. Gar Logan
Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!
Does Ted strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Voyeur, yes. Exhibitionist…well, if Booster asked.
Who in all the multiverse would Booster most likely bottom to?
Ted, of course.
Would you rather do Kon or Bart?
Decisions, decisions…vibrations versus tactile telekinesis… Kon, because he probably has more hands-on experience. Also, telekinesis and no friction burns!
Which of Roy and Dick would you rather have do you?
Again with the decisions… Roy
Gar and Tim are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
“Y’know, if you wanted to join the mile high club, I could have just shifted.”
“I’m not really into bestiality, Gar.”
“What, you think I am? Last time I met Zauriel, I tried to change into an angel, and low and behold, I could.”
“Reaaallly?”
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Booster Gold? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I’m pretty sure there have been a few Boostle pictures on the Boostle comm… And fanart is free, so I wouldn’t pay.
Where are Bart and Guy most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Erg. Um, on another planet. And…well, Gar, probably. He has a thing for green and he likes Bart.
When Gar masturbates, he or she thinks about...
Raven or Vic. Sometimes Dick, of course, and occasionally Garth, because he likes water.
What is Booster Gold's favorite sex toy?
Whatever it is that Ted has invented recently.
Come up with a title for a Gar/Connor/Dick threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Getting Back to Nature. Hell yeah! Um…well, if I got an idea for a plot, I would. Most likely exhibitionism because it would be outside.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, Tim or Jason?
Tim, because Jason has issues about it.
If Booster and Kon are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
*snerk* Well, probably Kon, as he currently has a team. But Booster would have told (probably Ted) by the time he found out, so there would be no retaliation.
As a birthday present, Connor Hawke's longtime lover Bart offers to do whatever Connor wants in bed. What's Connor's secret birthday wish?
To have Bart be completely still while Connor works his Tantric wiles on him.
Choose a food item for Roy and Gar to use together.
Uh…pomegranates.
Kyle and Roy are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Roy, ‘cause they both like it best that way. But they switch, when the mood arises.
Which fetish is Guy least likely to indulge?
Pegging. He still blames Bea for swaying their lover to the Dark Side of kinks (i.e. ones that he doesn’t like).
What would you do if you had Kyle naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would Bart do if he/she had Kyle naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Call in sick to work, buy condoms, and prepare to have lots of fun! Bart…would try out the entire Kama Sutra…well, as much of it as he could before Kyle was exhausted.
What wouldn't Ted and Roy tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
What kinks they prefer. Roy is also silent on whether or not Ted is better than his previous lovers; mostly because he has to work with both Donna and Dick.
Ted gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for Guy. Where is it? What does it say?
On his chest in bright red letters. It says ‘I ♥ Guy’.
The other members of the JLI promptly take him into custody until they can figure out who is playing with his mind. Tora is bemused, Guy feels his masculinity is being impinged, and Booster is livid.
Imagine that Tim writes an erotic Booster/Jason fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Having lost his best friend to the timestream, Booster Gold revisits his home town of Gotham and runs into a lost boy that needs some guidance. Warnings: spanking, bondage, biting, rough sex, dub-con.
It is, of course, Tim’s way of both paying homage to Ted Kord, and to get back at Jason.
If Tim walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Kyle react?
Roll his eyes and be thankful he’s never had to go undercover for Batman. (And he’d sneak peeks, but nothing else; he has Connor at home.)
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
Guy and Dick are having a quickie in a broom closet when Kyle walks in on them. Naturally enough, Kyle joins in, first paging Kon, who's in the middle of fucking Bart into the mattress. Kon abandons Bart on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Bart, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Roy attempts to rescue him/her. But Bart will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Ted is one of his/her regular clients.
1. Dick Grayson
2. Tim Drake
3. Kon-El
4. Roy Harper
5. Bart Allen
6. Jason Todd
7. Connor Hawke
8. Kyle Rayner
9. Guy Gardner
10. Ted Kord
11. Booster Gold
12. Gar Logan
Now answer the questions under the cut. No peeking at them until you create your list!
Does Ted strike you as a voyeur and/or an exhibitionist?
Voyeur, yes. Exhibitionist…well, if Booster asked.
Who in all the multiverse would Booster most likely bottom to?
Ted, of course.
Would you rather do Kon or Bart?
Decisions, decisions…vibrations versus tactile telekinesis… Kon, because he probably has more hands-on experience. Also, telekinesis and no friction burns!
Which of Roy and Dick would you rather have do you?
Again with the decisions… Roy
Gar and Tim are having sex in an airplane. Construct a snippet of dialogue that happens during this encounter.
“Y’know, if you wanted to join the mile high club, I could have just shifted.”
“I’m not really into bestiality, Gar.”
“What, you think I am? Last time I met Zauriel, I tried to change into an angel, and low and behold, I could.”
“Reaaallly?”
How much would you pay to see naked pictures of Booster Gold? Have you? Where can the rest of us find these pictures?
I’m pretty sure there have been a few Boostle pictures on the Boostle comm… And fanart is free, so I wouldn’t pay.
Where are Bart and Guy most likely to have sex? Who on your list is most likely to write a trashy novel about it?
Erg. Um, on another planet. And…well, Gar, probably. He has a thing for green and he likes Bart.
When Gar masturbates, he or she thinks about...
Raven or Vic. Sometimes Dick, of course, and occasionally Garth, because he likes water.
What is Booster Gold's favorite sex toy?
Whatever it is that Ted has invented recently.
Come up with a title for a Gar/Connor/Dick threeway. Would you read it? Would you write it? What would some of the warnings be?
Getting Back to Nature. Hell yeah! Um…well, if I got an idea for a plot, I would. Most likely exhibitionism because it would be outside.
Who's more likely to be tied up during consensual sex, Tim or Jason?
Tim, because Jason has issues about it.
If Booster and Kon are carrying on a torrid and forbidden love affair, who's most likely to spill the beans? What would the other person do to retaliate?
*snerk* Well, probably Kon, as he currently has a team. But Booster would have told (probably Ted) by the time he found out, so there would be no retaliation.
As a birthday present, Connor Hawke's longtime lover Bart offers to do whatever Connor wants in bed. What's Connor's secret birthday wish?
To have Bart be completely still while Connor works his Tantric wiles on him.
Choose a food item for Roy and Gar to use together.
Uh…pomegranates.
Kyle and Roy are in a fulltime relationship. Who's the top?
Roy, ‘cause they both like it best that way. But they switch, when the mood arises.
Which fetish is Guy least likely to indulge?
Pegging. He still blames Bea for swaying their lover to the Dark Side of kinks (i.e. ones that he doesn’t like).
What would you do if you had Kyle naked, willing, and ready in your bed? What would Bart do if he/she had Kyle naked, willing and able in his/her bed?
Call in sick to work, buy condoms, and prepare to have lots of fun! Bart…would try out the entire Kama Sutra…well, as much of it as he could before Kyle was exhausted.
What wouldn't Ted and Roy tell their friends about their sex life, assuming they had both a mutual sex life and some friends?
What kinks they prefer. Roy is also silent on whether or not Ted is better than his previous lovers; mostly because he has to work with both Donna and Dick.
Ted gets a tattoo to declare his/her eternal love for Guy. Where is it? What does it say?
On his chest in bright red letters. It says ‘I ♥ Guy’.
The other members of the JLI promptly take him into custody until they can figure out who is playing with his mind. Tora is bemused, Guy feels his masculinity is being impinged, and Booster is livid.
Imagine that Tim writes an erotic Booster/Jason fic. What sort of summary might the fic he/she writes have?
Having lost his best friend to the timestream, Booster Gold revisits his home town of Gotham and runs into a lost boy that needs some guidance. Warnings: spanking, bondage, biting, rough sex, dub-con.
It is, of course, Tim’s way of both paying homage to Ted Kord, and to get back at Jason.
If Tim walked into the room wearing nothing but a red thong and a feather boa, how would Kyle react?
Roll his eyes and be thankful he’s never had to go undercover for Batman. (And he’d sneak peeks, but nothing else; he has Connor at home.)
And the obligatory fill in the blanks erotic fairy tale! Change the numbers with the matching names on your list:
Guy and Dick are having a quickie in a broom closet when Kyle walks in on them. Naturally enough, Kyle joins in, first paging Kon, who's in the middle of fucking Bart into the mattress. Kon abandons Bart on the verge of orgasm, excited by the possibility of illicit broom closet sex, and Bart, irate, becomes a highly paid prostitute until the well-meaning and generous Roy attempts to rescue him/her. But Bart will have none of it, refuses to be redeemed, and opens a high-class brothel in Los Angeles, where Ted is one of his/her regular clients.