The best job title ever.
So, I was trying out this resume software I got recently because I need all the help I can get to write a decent resume. Anyway, the first thing it asks when you create a resume with this software is title of the job you are applying for, in my case conversion analyst. The software of course had no idea what to make of this, but it had a lot of suggestions. Did I mean clergy memeber? hardness inspector? cigarette tester?air-cushion-skiving-machine operator? wet-end helper? grease-and-tallow pumper? I mean really, what am I suppose to think when computer asks if I am a vibrator-equipment operator?