Very Important Announcement!!!
Hmm. I wonder if Thraesja would like this...
Why are you giving Thraesja one of your fancy rocks?
Jack, please don't tell me you forgot about Thraesja's birthday.
Of course I didn't. I was just waiting for Teal'c to say something first. Where'd he go, anyway? T? You under there?
I am here, O'Neill. What age has Thraesja reached?
Oh, Teal'c, careful. It's never wise to ask a woman her age.
Okay, Jack. You're ready now, right?
Ready for what, exactly?
Okay, how am I going to get you to pay attention??
IT'S TIME TO WISH THRAESJA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Oh, Thraesja! I thought you were talking about that crazy fanfic writer who keeps nearly killing you! But you wouldn't want to wish her a happy birthday, so I must be mistaken. Okay, yes, I'm ready.
Never fails...
Happy birthday, Thraesja!
I wish you a most joyous celebration of the day of your birth, Thraesja.
Happy birthday, Thraesja. Try not to kill me in your next story...please?
Ah, crap.