Oh my GOD. I have the WORLD'S WORST headache. Where is the liquor store when I need it? I'm just too fucking lazy to hop on my scooter so Killian's Irish Red and Red Bull will have to do. See, it's a red evening. I should be painting the town red what is wrong with me?
So I have a question. In all seriousness. Do I look good in earrings that are
HALF THE SIZE OF MY HEAD?
In other news, I hate needy people. Relationships and all that shit are great, but if you can't feel whole on your own, don't you think you should do a little work on yourself instead of expecting someone else to make you whole? I mean, Jesus Freaking Christ, get a grip. If you start dating someone and you're already a basket case the relationship is going to turn to crap faster than you can say holy shit in a taco. If you think I'm talking about you then you're right.