Hail Cthulhu!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I recruited asalienapua as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In November, I rescued chainmaile from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I stopped piratesgoyarr from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I sacrificed _spacecoyote to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (500 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Amanushika
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