All you need to know about the Lost finale
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Why oh WHY won't you let me see the tattoo on his back???
GUNPORN+ARMPORN=THUD! PS: That asshole at the end of the barrel needs to DIE, die, die!!!
Quick, Doctor! I need mouth to mouth!
'Tis all.
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Wait? You thought I give a shit about Dharma and the plane and all that?
*snort*
No. Seriously. Sun pwns the world. You go, girl! You made my job look cool in a way that Nicole Kidman never could.
Fenry is my kinky addiction. Freakiest freak that ever lived. Oh, I <3 him so.
Dharma wants Jate babies. Only reason Sawyer's there? MrsKlugh wants the dimples, that's all. (SKlugh forever!)
The freaky four-toed foot made me laugh hysterically and started a debate about the Ninja Turtles. (Turns out they only had three.)
TOM??? WTF? I asked Gregg Nations (whom I'm starting to get very chummy with at The Fuselage :p) and he seemed amused. So far we've had
Tom: Kate's ill-fated Doctor ex-flame
Thomas: Claire's fucktard of a baby daddy
Faux Tom: Christian in Two For The Road
Dharma Tom: aka Zeke
Thomas Mittlewerk: one of the big Kahunas of The Hanso Foundation
Verdict: They're just fucking with us.
I'm glad they didn't push w/the triangle and the romance in a way that would make it even more annoying (that's next season), but the serious eyefucking between Jack and Kate at the end was lovely. Especially since it wasn't eyefucking at all, but as Jen would say, sweet, gentle love-making of the "OMG, we're going to die! I love you!" variety.
Phew! I think I need to watch that again.
Thanks to my fellow Jackaholic
dryope for the picspam.
PS: I've never fallen for any merchandising scheme, but... I WANT MY SIX-INCH JACK! I want to play with my Jack and Kate dolls, ok? :p