Jack Bauer: the only man who can spark sexual tension while burying a woman alive
I've been trying to sleep off my holidays and I wasn't even going to actually watch more than the premiere of 24. And then I was kinda hooked, gave in and watched all of season 7 (so far) last night.
I was so bummed about Methos (possibly) biting it because... well... he's MUTHAFUKINMETHOS and Peter Wingfield just makes ANYTHING automatically, undeniably and unbearably COOL. If they cast him on Lost I'd even do crazy things like watch that show again just for him.
I'm not even going to bother with Tony being alive because... well... this show IS ridiculous and it was an excuse to bring Methos on board so whatevs. I'm digging the Future Mrs. Jack Bauer, she's got balls AND freckles and red hair and can't wait to ride Jack Bauer like a pony, you can see it everytime her fugly FBI boyfriend tugs on her chain and she's like: "Fuck that, I don't want to be an FBI goodietwoshoes, I want to torture terrorists and have Jack Bauer slam me hard against flat surfaces." I laughed so hard at Chloe vs. Garofalo, that's this show's version of wet tshirt mudwrestling in the jungle. The. server. will. rumble. Also? "You looked good though." I missed Chloe and her personality disorder.