Santa, I want dah present!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole cloudcafe's purse (30 points). In January I bought porn for kaostic (-10 points). In May I donated bone marrow to bushy_haired in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed seraphin_kaegan's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (295 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!
Sincerely,
amanokawa_osa