May 21, 2013 22:29
1. Customer: Do you have music by Leonard Nimoy?
Me: That would be downstairs. The one cd we have of him is considered pop.
Customer: I thought it was up here. Isn't he the guy that wrote West Side Story?
(at the time classical and broadway were kept on the second floor, while pop was on the first floor)
2. "She's Scottish but living in Britain."
3. "I don't want music. I want concerts!"
4. "I have a vast knowledge of information."
5. "American Dad: Comedy for children"
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