Generally, if there is something that just shouldn't be said, I am the last to know, but the first to say it.
Case in point:
Me: *straightening CDs in the giftshop, take note of one of the covers of a Doc Watson CD, feel moved to look at the rest of his CDs*
...
Me: *puzzled look*
Me: Hey, Scott?
Scott: Yeah?
Me: I have a question for you.
Scott: Yeah?
Me: *holding up a full hand of Doc Watson CDs*
Me: Is Doc Watson blind, or does he just like to squint a lot?
The answer?
Yes, Doc Watson is blind. He's been blind from infancy. He became a great musician, and so on all of his CD covers, he's got his customary squint going on, but I swear to you it just looks like he's really getting into the music he's playing. So that is why I am delightfully dumb. I say "delightfully" because my own idiocy makes me laugh. I hope you get a chuckle, too. : )
See? Squinting or blind? It can be hard to tell. : )