Mandie goes on an online shopping spree (to Remorse City)
Here is what one part of Mandie says, "You have a wedding to go to and you need to buy some makeup, plus it's not like you aren't getting a deal, I mean it's on sale, and you buy makeup like twice a year so it will last you through march, and even if it is $60.00 (shit,shit) that's like only $10 a month and you waste more than that all the time. And those clothes you bought, well you do kinda need them, and you didn't buy anything that wasn't over 50% off, and not a single item cost more than $15, not even the two super cute tops you have been coveting since they were full price and 'just in' over 9 months ago. And it's not like you buy yourself stuff too often."
The other part of Mandie says, "You are a stupid wasteful person who has a ton of clothes you don't even wear, and you don't NEED that expensive makeup. So what if things are on sale, it doesn't mean you have to buy them just because they're cheap. You probebly won't wear them anyway, or they won't fit right because you didn't get to try them on. And if you think you're getting that shirt from LB now, you are so mistaken...ONLY ONE WHIM PURCHASE A SEMESTER!!! You think you have money to blow? What if your car breaks down for good? You know it will happen any day now...listen to the sounds it makes. And what if the difference between you being able to buy another car is the $100 bucks you wasted today on unnecessary crap? You'll feel like a total ass! What if something else happens and you've wasted money on crap? What if someone else needs that money? What if somebody gets hurt and needs that money? People all over the place don't waste that kind of money. Do you know how long you have to work to make $100? That could have filled the fridge at save a lot. You are so stupid and selfish, what is wrong with you?"
Okay. Too late though. Stuff on it's way. I'm gonna go home and return cans.
The other part of Mandie says, "You are a stupid wasteful person who has a ton of clothes you don't even wear, and you don't NEED that expensive makeup. So what if things are on sale, it doesn't mean you have to buy them just because they're cheap. You probebly won't wear them anyway, or they won't fit right because you didn't get to try them on. And if you think you're getting that shirt from LB now, you are so mistaken...ONLY ONE WHIM PURCHASE A SEMESTER!!! You think you have money to blow? What if your car breaks down for good? You know it will happen any day now...listen to the sounds it makes. And what if the difference between you being able to buy another car is the $100 bucks you wasted today on unnecessary crap? You'll feel like a total ass! What if something else happens and you've wasted money on crap? What if someone else needs that money? What if somebody gets hurt and needs that money? People all over the place don't waste that kind of money. Do you know how long you have to work to make $100? That could have filled the fridge at save a lot. You are so stupid and selfish, what is wrong with you?"
Okay. Too late though. Stuff on it's way. I'm gonna go home and return cans.