Turns out that other people, nicer people (J-drive), get to be superman. So, my theory has a flaw...Roy is spiderman, and I am his venom (that's right, a symbiote motherfucker). These tests are pointlessly stupid, so what's the draw? I hate tests in school, but will stay up late answering ridiculous questions concocted by half-literate im junkies. OOoohh, I want my inner demons spelled out and analysed by a fifteen year old boy who is wasting time creating a quiz on a computer matchmaking site before Aqua Teen comes on at midnight. And then I think it's fun to share my "sexy results" with the two people who actually read this...hello neighbors! It's kind of like airing out period-stained undies on the communial clothesline...
private/public/whatever, they've gotta get clean somehow. DIRTY DIRTY...ha ha.
So, yes, a waste of time, and a beautiful public display of unmentionables. What a marvel, this internet dealie.
I rant but...
Dear pals,
please find below the results of my "Swearing Test" Apparently, I have a fucking dirty mouth! This too is no surprise...what's surprising is that other people don't. I'm shocked into stupor.
Genius Fucker
You scored 28 relevance and 25 creativity!
You are a connoiseur of bad language. Congratulations, Fuckball! Not only do you swear when appropriate (and inappropriate), you are colorful with your cocksucking concoctions. Bravo! Now go out there and continue to make the world your bitch by peppering those stuckup motherfuckers with words and phrases that make the hair on their asses curl up. And if they don't like it...well, fuck'em.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on relevance
You scored higher than 98% on creativity
Link:
The Swear Word Usage Test written by
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