Missing folk. Please see milk carton for details.
I miss my miss A sunshine butt (how do you like that nickname?), I miss Dave the critter, I miss Vicki Fufenyefka, I even miss Kyle...do you hear that Kyle you freaking lurker? Voyeur! (I was just fondly reminiscing the time that you knocked me to the floor and dry humped me in front of the Rammer's student...and that time that you puked until you popped blood vessels in your eyes...ah, sweet memories! Alas, those fragrant days of youth too soon pass. PS I traded your sweater to someone for one of the Schwerers...so, you're not getting that back...although it has been like five years.) Respond to that poo dinger.
I miss my sweet princess E, and the Hi-may (who I get to see tonight!).
I miss my lame sister and her lame panic attacks about every little thing.
I miss my headphones (they broke).
I miss my wallet (still can't find it, it's gotta be somewheres...I need it to get into the gym and the bar tonight, or I won't get to see Jaime...sux, wallet, dammit!)
A, come over and help me find my wallet? WAAAAaaaah. Too far away! POOOOooooooP!
I miss my sweet princess E, and the Hi-may (who I get to see tonight!).
I miss my lame sister and her lame panic attacks about every little thing.
I miss my headphones (they broke).
I miss my wallet (still can't find it, it's gotta be somewheres...I need it to get into the gym and the bar tonight, or I won't get to see Jaime...sux, wallet, dammit!)
A, come over and help me find my wallet? WAAAAaaaah. Too far away! POOOOooooooP!