You're like a puzzle I always work at with no intention of solving.

[amandathered]

I take blows in stride.  But there have been some things that I've held back from saying for a long time and now I wanted to get a bunch out all at once.  SO here goes:

1. I slept with her of my own accord and I don't regret that.  Your reaction was to do what you'd been wanting, so we both won in the end.
2. You were a shithead for not being my best friend this whole time, but i love you more than LIFE and I would do anything for you.  We have that kind of love for eachother and respect for our friendship.  She's good for you, I'm so happy for you it makes me tear up.
3. Shut up and stop acting like the world is against you.  Wahhhhh.  Grow up.  Be a Woman about it.
4. I really wanted to sleep with your ex-girlfriend.  Scratch that, I would have had her babies had she not been so head over heels over you.  My lesson has been learned and I'm sorry.  I'm so glad no one knows that, not even you.
5. You are a slut, you know this, and I really wish you weren't.  I would do ANYTHING for you and we'll alwyas have this weird flirty protection thing between us, and that is much appreciated.  I get protective of you because I care about you.  You're like a puzzle I always work at with no intention of solving.
6. YOU ARE FUCKING HOT.
7. I made out with you because you were there.
8. I might *like* you and that scares me for no other reason other than I am weak and a sap for romance.
9. I really am an asshole. 
10. I really am the best thing that will ever happen to you.  Now stop talking shit and just fall.
11. I adopted you because I was lonely.  I love you because I choose to.  You love me because I take care of you.  You're one of the few males I will ever love unconditionally.