Been Spendin' Most Our Lives Livin' in the Gangsta's Paradise.
i had a gooood weekend! saturday night was eric-rubix-cube's party. im not going to give details bc my sister told me that the government is currently monitoring my livejournal and doing everything they can to keep me from attending college next year. so FUCK YOU government! you wont see me violating ANYTHING! :)
but his parents are the coolest people alive. his mother is so silly in her little apron. and his dock is beautiful except when youre not fully sane and there are people purposely jumping on it so you feel like youre going to fall into the ocean...that's when i object. even if it is a very nice change of scenery. first i came with cara and we sat down and eric had to be gay with justin because he thought it would help him fit in better. then the scariest thing in the world happened. i went and took s2 along to pick up trish from her house to attend the partyparty. on the way, we noticed this man in a Jeep Liberty Sport slowing down and honking at me. Stu opened the window only to hear him yell out "BLAHBLAHBLAH YOUR FATHER'S CADILLAC!" i think he said "take good care of..." but i got so scared. so scared. i didnt know whether i knew him, whether he was stalking me, or whether he was drunk, or whether his intentions were just to scare and confuse the hell out of me. but that is exactly what it did. i was so uncomfortable for the rest of that ride. then the rest of the night consisted of pretzels, nonlesbian shotties, connect four, chocolate chip waffles, circle dancing in the kitchen, and a grave paranoia that the police would see me naked. yeah, idk either.
on the way home me and cara got taco bell. she was proud of me for driving amazingly. ihatetosayitbutitoldyaso. :)!
then saturday i napped a whole lot. then i went on a date with rachael to Mexican Garbage Can, as we like to call Green Cactus. we talked a lot, and realized that we HATE rolls of napkins because they remind us of toilet paper and no one wants to think of toilet paper when theyre eating.
then we drove home, but instead, just drove throughout many towns. we went to kohls a minute before it closed and i got my mommy a mothers day present! BUT, we blasted reallllly awkward music very loudly, and sang it to people who we pulled up next to. I Touch Myself, Mary Poppins, Pretty Fly for a White Guy, and Chumbawumba were among the MOST normal of the selections. we even seduced a big greasy italian man. good times, yeah. i didnt need sammy hilsenrod's sweet sixteen to have a good time! HA! hehehe, bitterness.
and TODAY is mommy's day! i gave her her present, and later i will do laundry. my mommy's cute, and a good good woman. i can only hope to be half the mother she is when it comes my time.
and later hopefully i will be able to celebrate "one last hoorah" in the Falcon, before it's time to say a goodbye...forever. we've had some good times in that car. i hope the new one brings just as many memories.
i was going to share some of the memories ive had in that car. but then i decided against it because the government is monitoring my livejournal.
peace out kids.<3
but his parents are the coolest people alive. his mother is so silly in her little apron. and his dock is beautiful except when youre not fully sane and there are people purposely jumping on it so you feel like youre going to fall into the ocean...that's when i object. even if it is a very nice change of scenery. first i came with cara and we sat down and eric had to be gay with justin because he thought it would help him fit in better. then the scariest thing in the world happened. i went and took s2 along to pick up trish from her house to attend the partyparty. on the way, we noticed this man in a Jeep Liberty Sport slowing down and honking at me. Stu opened the window only to hear him yell out "BLAHBLAHBLAH YOUR FATHER'S CADILLAC!" i think he said "take good care of..." but i got so scared. so scared. i didnt know whether i knew him, whether he was stalking me, or whether he was drunk, or whether his intentions were just to scare and confuse the hell out of me. but that is exactly what it did. i was so uncomfortable for the rest of that ride. then the rest of the night consisted of pretzels, nonlesbian shotties, connect four, chocolate chip waffles, circle dancing in the kitchen, and a grave paranoia that the police would see me naked. yeah, idk either.
on the way home me and cara got taco bell. she was proud of me for driving amazingly. ihatetosayitbutitoldyaso. :)!
then saturday i napped a whole lot. then i went on a date with rachael to Mexican Garbage Can, as we like to call Green Cactus. we talked a lot, and realized that we HATE rolls of napkins because they remind us of toilet paper and no one wants to think of toilet paper when theyre eating.
then we drove home, but instead, just drove throughout many towns. we went to kohls a minute before it closed and i got my mommy a mothers day present! BUT, we blasted reallllly awkward music very loudly, and sang it to people who we pulled up next to. I Touch Myself, Mary Poppins, Pretty Fly for a White Guy, and Chumbawumba were among the MOST normal of the selections. we even seduced a big greasy italian man. good times, yeah. i didnt need sammy hilsenrod's sweet sixteen to have a good time! HA! hehehe, bitterness.
and TODAY is mommy's day! i gave her her present, and later i will do laundry. my mommy's cute, and a good good woman. i can only hope to be half the mother she is when it comes my time.
and later hopefully i will be able to celebrate "one last hoorah" in the Falcon, before it's time to say a goodbye...forever. we've had some good times in that car. i hope the new one brings just as many memories.
i was going to share some of the memories ive had in that car. but then i decided against it because the government is monitoring my livejournal.
peace out kids.<3