!!! PUBLIC ILLUMINATION APRIL 1987 !!!

Dec 11, 2007 23:11

WHITE VOODOO
I I I I I didn't have anything to do last wednesday afternoon so i went for a walk. there was a paper bag on the sidewalk and as i passed it i gave it a kick. i thought that the sound i heard was like money, so i went back and picked up the bag and opened it. inside i found #3.90 in change and a white dove with its head cut off. the head was in there as well. i thought it must be some kind of voodoo but since i was very broke at the time i used the money to buy lunch at my favorite restaurant. it was just dumb luck. things are always going that way for me.

YOUTH RECALLED
I I I was very young once. i remember because i couldn't remember anything that came before and i remember i was lying on the floor, wearing some kind of a cloth suit -it was a rabbit suit, i remember, and it had ears and a tail and it came with a little cloth carrot which i used to suck on until it got all disgusting and fuzzy and my mother had to throw it away.
and i remember i pressed a banana once in a book because i thought if you could press flowers hey why not fruit? and my mother found it months afterwards and boy, was she mad.

FIELD AND STREAM
I shot for Eton and i shot for Sandhurst. but i will only shoot animals that don't shoot back. i adore underwater swimming. when i shoot fish i don't wear an aqualung -it evens out the odds. the smell of tobacco makes the fishes cough. i'm sure they think of me as a pirate.
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