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so there's a nasty looking spider on my moniter. I freak out for a while debating what to do because I'm home alone. eventually I go get about 800 pounds of toilet paper to attempt to kill it. it takes me a while to get the courage to actually go at it. well once I finally do, the little fucker falls on the floor. I scream a few times. from there I freak out and look for it trying not to stand anywhere it could be. eventually I crouch down to look under the computer desk. well what could happen next but the little fucker runs right in front of my shoe! that led to a lot more screaming that would have frightened anybody who may have heard me.
...one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.
...one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.