a joke i found...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come
over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this
is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for
the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but
he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist
to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for
about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist
asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack,
or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because
he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken
to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is
still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with
his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers
back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this
is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for
the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but
he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist
to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for
about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about
condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist
asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack,
or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because
he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken
to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is
still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with
his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers
back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."