astronomy sucks
here's what one of maryland's beloved bball players (* cough, wilbo cough*) had on his away msg, and being a bball stalker as i am, i just thought i'd spread the lovvvvvvveeeee, hahahahah
***disclaimer: not that good of a joke--kim and kate know i tell much better ones...hahah
Three strings arrive at a bar. The bar has a sign that clearly says, "No strings," but they decide to try anyway. The first string approaces the bartender and says, "Give me a drink!" The bartender says, "No, we don't serve strings here." and sends him away. The second string decides that politeness is they key to success, so he walks up to the bartender and says, "Please, mister bartender, may I have a drink?" The bartender says, "No, we don't serve strings here." and sends him away. The third string then has a sudden idea. He goes into the bathroom, messes up his hair, and tucks his head into his belt. He then walks up to the bar and asked the bartender for a drink. "Excuse me." says the bartender, "But are you a string? "
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
***disclaimer: not that good of a joke--kim and kate know i tell much better ones...hahah
Three strings arrive at a bar. The bar has a sign that clearly says, "No strings," but they decide to try anyway. The first string approaces the bartender and says, "Give me a drink!" The bartender says, "No, we don't serve strings here." and sends him away. The second string decides that politeness is they key to success, so he walks up to the bartender and says, "Please, mister bartender, may I have a drink?" The bartender says, "No, we don't serve strings here." and sends him away. The third string then has a sudden idea. He goes into the bathroom, messes up his hair, and tucks his head into his belt. He then walks up to the bar and asked the bartender for a drink. "Excuse me." says the bartender, "But are you a string? "
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."