I have decided to run for president
Yes, things will get hard, especially when running for President of the United States of America (thats USA). Its a very big job, and I think that I have been an American long enough to have a good understanding of what it requires of me. Its not just sitting in a big oval office and yelling at Russia on the phone (are we still at war with them?) Its about greeting Girl Scouts and congratulating them on selling a million dollars in cookies, having food fights with UN members, and making fun of George W. Bush, and his "misunderestimated".
The difficult part, is not over. The easy part was deciding to run. The hard part is getting there. However, me and my future vice president feel that we have some really good ideas on why folks should vote for us. You see, we need to get people to vote for us. We beleive that we represent large groups of people. I support the anti-diet group, meaning everyone who is overweight or likes doughnuts should vote for me.
The difficult part, is not over. The easy part was deciding to run. The hard part is getting there. However, me and my future vice president feel that we have some really good ideas on why folks should vote for us. You see, we need to get people to vote for us. We beleive that we represent large groups of people. I support the anti-diet group, meaning everyone who is overweight or likes doughnuts should vote for me.