'Kidnapped' Elf Tours Country
Ok, last night I was awake (as always considering I am an insomniac) and I was watching the new. Now, I do take ambien for my little sleeping problem and I am well aware of some of the fun, I mean unfortunate :) side affects of this "aid". All of the newscasters stories were a constant hummmmmm in my head as I watched their mouths flap up and down....until I heard....kidnapped Elf! What the Fuck!...and I was totally concerned. Apparently this couple in Texas have been putting this elf out on there yard for 25 years and this year was no different, until it happened. James White, the victim, was walking out of his house to get his paper when he noticed the elf, the TRUE victim, was no longer there! He proceeded to tell his wife that they had been "elfnapped"! I was beside myself. Then a few days later Mr. White was going to get his mail when he opened the mailbox and out fell a picture of the elf.....in Arkansas. Days passed as the Whites continued to get pictures of the elf from around the country. The elf has been to Dallas, Graceland, and the Grand Ole Opry. His last stop, so far, has been Virginia. What kind of sick bastard would kidnap an elf and then send the owners pictures from around the country?
Just for the record I was NOT anywhere near Texas at the time of the kidnapping!
Just for the record I was NOT anywhere near Texas at the time of the kidnapping!