Disappointed by spammers.
There must be a person with an email similar to mine, because occasionally I get emails for hir. Usually they are plans and schedules for research projects and the like. I also get gchat requests. If I am feeling generous and the email looks important, I usually send back a little email, but most of the time I delete it because I am a bad person. Still--
From: Saed Al Malki
Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Dear Friend,
Are you still Alive ???
Naturally I get excited when I receive shit likt this. I mean, really, if you can't type in the right email addy for your friend, even though you are desperate to hear from hir, then you deserve some teasing.
From:Amand-r
Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 8:37 PM
To: Saed Al Malki
Nope! Sorry!
As I could not see the addresses on my phone, I did not notice that they are different. As I relayed the story to my dinner friends, they asked, ″Did he tell you that he has millions of dollars to offer you?″ I was all, ″Sadly, no.″
And then:
From: saedalmalki@inbox.lv
Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 8:37 PM
To: amandr@gmail.com
Subject: Hope you get this email immediately
Greetings Dear Beloved Friend,
I have been waiting for you to come down here and pick your
$2.5000,000 USD but I did not hear from you i think i have waited
enough. I have deposited your share of $2.5000,000 Million USA
Dollars as a consignments box with [ GTGSD Security&Diplomatic Cargo
Delivery ] Because i've left for Dubai and i will not come back till
next month ending .I want You to contact the [GTGSD
Security&Diplomatic Cargo Delivery ] Head office in Cairo, Egypt to
know when they will deliver your consignment box to you.
Please i want to let you know that ,no one knows about the money in
the box it was sent out as a confidential company document so tell no
one about the content it's between me and you..
etc etc etc.
CURSES! CURSES!
I tried to get a response. I mean, someone has to be back there, right?
From: Amand-r
Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 8:43 PM
To: saedalmalki@inbox.lv
Omg be careful in dubai. Make sure they don't confiscate your
inhalers and viagra!
No response. :(
From: Saed Al Malki
Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 6:18 PM
Dear Friend,
Are you still Alive ???
Naturally I get excited when I receive shit likt this. I mean, really, if you can't type in the right email addy for your friend, even though you are desperate to hear from hir, then you deserve some teasing.
From:Amand-r
Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 8:37 PM
To: Saed Al Malki
Nope! Sorry!
As I could not see the addresses on my phone, I did not notice that they are different. As I relayed the story to my dinner friends, they asked, ″Did he tell you that he has millions of dollars to offer you?″ I was all, ″Sadly, no.″
And then:
From: saedalmalki@inbox.lv
Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 8:37 PM
To: amandr@gmail.com
Subject: Hope you get this email immediately
Greetings Dear Beloved Friend,
I have been waiting for you to come down here and pick your
$2.5000,000 USD but I did not hear from you i think i have waited
enough. I have deposited your share of $2.5000,000 Million USA
Dollars as a consignments box with [ GTGSD Security&Diplomatic Cargo
Delivery ] Because i've left for Dubai and i will not come back till
next month ending .I want You to contact the [GTGSD
Security&Diplomatic Cargo Delivery ] Head office in Cairo, Egypt to
know when they will deliver your consignment box to you.
Please i want to let you know that ,no one knows about the money in
the box it was sent out as a confidential company document so tell no
one about the content it's between me and you..
etc etc etc.
CURSES! CURSES!
I tried to get a response. I mean, someone has to be back there, right?
From: Amand-r
Tue, Dec 27, 2011 at 8:43 PM
To: saedalmalki@inbox.lv
Omg be careful in dubai. Make sure they don't confiscate your
inhalers and viagra!
No response. :(