after years of avoiding the chicken dance, it comes into my life
1. So I got me a wordpress blog, and I was in the process of filling in the profile when Firefox kept crashing, and I was all, "WTF?" But it turns out it wasn't my computer, it was rabies. Poor firefox. (h/t MOM)
2. HLH_SHORTCUTS IS OPEN AGAIN. SIGN UP FOR THE CRIMMASTIME.
3. Last night I wrote the end of my s4 by hand. It was glorious. Now to fill in those things in the middle. What do people call them? Oh yes. "Episodes".
4. IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS. (h/t Sam)
4. Thanks for all the story ideas people! I think I'm going to focus on something that is going to be (11) 5K chapters, and structure it around that idea.
5. Vote for the best Father Ted Ep here. MY LOVELY HORSE. (h/t earthly_gnome
6. So I let Viv watch Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone Tuesday night, mostly because I was sick and wanted to watch something, and after the mess that was trying to get her to look away from the TV during Crimson Rivers, I didn't want to have to worry about censoring.
She liked it. I don't think she understood about half of it, but she liked it.
Her: (looking at the DVD) Who's that?
Me: That's Harry Potter!
Her: She's beautiful. (emphasis hers)
Me: He's a little boy.
Her: He's beautiful. (emphasis hers)
I ♥ my kid.
The Crimmas morning scene:
Me: I want a sweater with my initial on it.
Her: Yeah!
Me: A big A.
Her: Oh, yeah, sweetie!
Me: In red. A big. Red. A.
Her: I want a green A!
7.
THIS IS NOT THE BEST PORK EVER. THIS IS THE WORST SALAD EVER. I COULD NOT EAT IT AND I COULD NOT REDEEM IT.
THIS IS THE BEST PORK EVER.
DUMPLING FAIL:
THIS IS A STRIPPER BEAR:
MY DAUGHTER CALLS THIS "THE SHOW". I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
DOUBLE BUNNY EARS! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
A TRIUMVIRATE MADE IN HELL:
My laptop has those silver chrome keys, and finally the letters wore off:
2. HLH_SHORTCUTS IS OPEN AGAIN. SIGN UP FOR THE CRIMMASTIME.
3. Last night I wrote the end of my s4 by hand. It was glorious. Now to fill in those things in the middle. What do people call them? Oh yes. "Episodes".
4. IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS. (h/t Sam)
4. Thanks for all the story ideas people! I think I'm going to focus on something that is going to be (11) 5K chapters, and structure it around that idea.
5. Vote for the best Father Ted Ep here. MY LOVELY HORSE. (h/t earthly_gnome
6. So I let Viv watch Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone Tuesday night, mostly because I was sick and wanted to watch something, and after the mess that was trying to get her to look away from the TV during Crimson Rivers, I didn't want to have to worry about censoring.
She liked it. I don't think she understood about half of it, but she liked it.
Her: (looking at the DVD) Who's that?
Me: That's Harry Potter!
Her: She's beautiful. (emphasis hers)
Me: He's a little boy.
Her: He's beautiful. (emphasis hers)
I ♥ my kid.
The Crimmas morning scene:
Me: I want a sweater with my initial on it.
Her: Yeah!
Me: A big A.
Her: Oh, yeah, sweetie!
Me: In red. A big. Red. A.
Her: I want a green A!
7.
THIS IS NOT THE BEST PORK EVER. THIS IS THE WORST SALAD EVER. I COULD NOT EAT IT AND I COULD NOT REDEEM IT.
THIS IS THE BEST PORK EVER.
DUMPLING FAIL:
THIS IS A STRIPPER BEAR:
MY DAUGHTER CALLS THIS "THE SHOW". I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
DOUBLE BUNNY EARS! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
A TRIUMVIRATE MADE IN HELL:
My laptop has those silver chrome keys, and finally the letters wore off: